These Ingenious Mittens Keep Your Hands Warm While Keeping Your Beer Cold

Drinking beer outside in the winter is a complicated task. You need to keep your hands warm, and you need to keep your beer cold, but when you hold your beer with your bare hand, your beer gets warm, and your hand gets cold. This is a conundrum that humans have faced for millennia. Well, not anymore, these ingenious beer mittens, are a pair of winter mitts that were designed with one sole purpose in mind, and that is to hold your beer in the winter without getting your hand cold.

Beer mitts.

Sure, you could attempt to hold a beer in your regular mitts that have a detached thumb, or even regular winter gloves, but that beer will undoubtedly be on the ground quite quickly after it slips right out of your over-sized mitten or glove due to not being able to wrap your fingers all the way around it.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

Beer mitts.

If you feel like this is something that has been missing from your life and you want to take winter drinking to the next level, you can get these mittens on Amazon.

8 thoughts on “These Ingenious Mittens Keep Your Hands Warm While Keeping Your Beer Cold”

  1. Not recommended for people with dementia as you could put an eye out.

  2. If they removed CNN off the stupid tubes…
    Exercise is hard enough with out indoctrination and lies.

  3. Ah looks like the real Rattus has returned not just the fake ones

  4. If they removed CNN off the stupid tubes… the tubes would get even more stupid.

  5. Getting back to the mittens, love them as well as the beer swilling
    babes.

  6. The tubes would be Trump smart, no doubt…

  7. Not recommended for people who slobber.

  8. I’m setting up a card table outside of Lambeau field and charging $500 for these.

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