Bad Date: It’s Not Always Easy To Get Out Of It

You may think that saying “just call me a taxi” would be enough to get out of a bad date, but it doesn’t work if a man is connoisseur of bad jokes and stupid puns.

I can't take any more shitty jokes. Just call me a taxi. You're a taxi.

28 thoughts on “Bad Date: It’s Not Always Easy To Get Out Of It”

  1. No, I’m a taxi…

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  2. No, I’M A TAXI!

  3. No, I’M a taxi

  4. So why would Trudeau remove all Christian symbols from Canada’s coat of arms? Did the Canadian people have a say in that or is it just the usual tyranny?

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  5. It’s the TyRANNY

  6. I wouldn’t worry about it. No one cares.

  7. No one cares. What has happened to the once proud Canadians. Sad.

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  8. They had their minds vaxxed into apathy. Now you know why they continue to push it so hard even with all we know now.

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  9. No, I’m an Uber!

  10. You mean they have actual separation of church and state?

    That must be nice.

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  11. Canadians evolved. You guys are still in the bronze age.

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  12. Devolved you mean. Once proud people becoming sock puppets.

  13. Some people don’t understand what’s evolution. They think it means to change into something else. But the first thing about evolution is to conserve what’s good. Men and apes come from a common ancestor, thus we have 96% dna similarities with them. That means men and chimps conserved 96% of our common ancestors, while changing only 4% in hundreds of thousands of years. That’s evolution.

  14. (Cont.)
    In nature, if one is to change something good into bad, odds are that thing will naturally be extinct. Preventing good things to be changed into bad things is also part of evolution.

  15. At the moment Americans are closer to extinction than Canadians.

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  16. Haha. Don’t worry about us. We’ll be just fine. Living the dream down here you poor sock puppets.

  17. The keyword here is “dream”. What you call a dream is a nightmare for people in developed countries.

  18. USA analysis:
    Weapons: 21st century.
    Infrastructure: some things 50 years behind, some 100 or more. Let’s round it up to 20th century level.
    Society: 19th century level.
    Culture: weapons, violence, religious fanatism, 2-party-dictatorship, slavery, money is God, bronze age level.

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  19. You just have no clue what it’s like living in America. Stay off the coasts and the big cities and life is better then any where. Safe, freedom from Leftists wacko’s and our children don’t get indoctrinated. We don’t need Government employees talking to our 5 year olds about sex. We vote out or recall any school board member with woke ideology’s. WE raise our children as we see fit. You just can’t judge America by the coasts. We live in the places people go to on vacation. My back yard is Yellowstone Park. So turn your hate onto your own country thank you. We’re just fine and will remain that way.

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  20. It’s obvious your parents weren’t fit to raise you. Yeah, the America rural environment. Where women are forced to be women, the clergyman can molest the boys and every death is an “accident”. Just don’t talk about it and all is fine. And where your parents are siblings insanity can thrive. Every country had that in its history once. Good old times.

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  21. lol them yellowstone vulcanic fumes gave him brain damage

  22. Nonexistant leftists are living in his head for free.

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  23. Again, you have no idea what it’s like to live in America. It’s your head that’s filled with disinformation about a country you’ve probably never been to. Now go get your jabs and vote for Socks.

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  24. I have seen once proud productive cities reduced to crime and poverty due to
    too much woke government interference. San Francisco is a perfect example.
    The local government declared themselves a sanctuary city. A once proud
    productive city is now broke, and not safe to walk around in. They’re are many
    more examples, but not enough room to list.
    Republican states have fought this trend, but are labelled extremist for protecting
    family values.

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  25. So anyway, the joke was pretty funny. Right?

  26. Another freedom mass shooting. Hallowed be the gun.

  27. Last time I checked it were Republican governments who let Democratic districts, cities and states bleed out so they can force their own doctrine on them. They don’t care about the people. Only about how to control them.
    And we all know Republican family values. Rape, teen pregnancy, kick out your children if they don’t follow the doctrine and don’t get caught with your wh*re in public.

  28. not really

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