Uncanny and simply amazing, how did you know that?
Atheist = satanist???
I thought atheism was not believing in any deity at all….
“…According To Believers”. They can’t tell the difference between Sikhs, Muslims and Jews, either,
That’s what I do at 8:80 in the morning, too.
This is crap, because atheist believe in Science and Logics… those who cannot resist the freedom atheist enjoy are the only people can imagine this.
“those who aren’t for me are against me”
Yahshuah of Nazareth
I just sort of get the feeling being atheist would exclude believing in Satan or similar such figures. Also praying to any imaginary entity would be pointless, because you know they don’t exist?
Wake up at 8:80am?
Definitely a religious person with their panties in a wad that came up with this. An atheist wouldn’t pray to a “Dark Lord” b/c an atheist doesn’t believe in any lord, dark or otherwise.
Atheists DO listen to Rammstein though, they got that right.
Hell’s wake up time.. btw, may I borrow your soul?
I don’t. Sorry.
I think theists believe not to believe in god is work of the devil so atheists believe in Satan even if they think they believe in no imaginary figures. It makes an easy excuse to condemn atheists and hunt for them.
I ain’t sure I believe in atheists or theists but ole’ Joe Bob, he’s a snake eater from a way back.
Well, Zelda, considering the numerous scandals over the past few years they also can’t tell the difference between celibacy and child molestation. Bigotry of the highest order.
And you think right here. It is also in the word “atheism” itself. But don’t tell them believers. They obviously don’t believe in the origin of words at all. Or maybe they lack the basic education to understand such things as “atheos”.
It’s actually believing in no deity
If you are scoring at home, I am an Agnostic. Not only do I not pretend to know the answers about any of this, I know that none of you nitwits know the answers either.
Also, again, I do not know if there is a god or gods, but I do know that the Judeo-Christian god of the Bible does not exist because it is a contradiction to itself.
Every religion I know of slaps common sense in the face with bad math, bad science and just plain lies and exaggerations.
“It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”
Lighten up Francis.
I’m I believer and I know this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen all month on this site, which is not something I expected to say about a non-Oatmeal post. Not funny for me, probably not funny for an atheist. One wonders what audience the artist was shooting for when this image was created. The only people I can think of who would enjoy this graphic are the people who profit from the use of large amounts of printer ink.
“I know that none of you nitwits know the answers either”
How do you know? Knowing means you have irrefutable proof.
To have irrefutable proof, you must have all knowledge.
Common sense suggests me this is unlikely to be possible.
I suppose one can only hypotize, speculate, presume, suspect…
who the **** wastes printer dust like this!
Im actually on a diet so no babies for me, just puppies.
My soul cant be rented for £100 a day.
Materialist superstition is the only contradiction
Naturalism is just a form of idol worship
No, atheism according to it’s believers are people who are deeply disappointed in God and so they rebel against the God they have instead of tolerating the real Being’s faults.