Apple Vision Pro Is Here For The Low Price of $3,499

Good news to all Apple users: the future is now. Apple Vision Pro has arrived and will hit the shelves in 2024 for the low-low price of $3,499. Fixing your eyes after using it is not included in the price – you’ll have to pay extra for that.

Good news to all Apple users: the future is now. Apple Vision Pro has arrived and will hit the shelves in 2024 for the low-low price of $3,499. Fixing your eyes after using it is not included in the price - you'll have to pay extra for that.

11 thoughts on “Apple Vision Pro Is Here For The Low Price of $3,499”

  1. CRT monitors with an electronic beam, hitting a surface of phosphor in a vacuum tube….. could maybe be a bit different than LED in modern screens… just saying.

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  2. My Apple stocks will soar. Retirement at 23 coming up. Hints for prosperity, don’t
    blow your cash on booze, drugs, junk food, trying to get laid, presents for any occasion,
    useless vacations, or expensive Apple products.

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  3. ” I got a small loan of a million dollars from my parents.”

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  4. never lived

  5. A million bucks, that’s a nice down payment on a 1950’s two bedroom, one bath bungalow in Cleveland.

  6. So much money and forever alone. Sad.

  7. Are they complete apples or just the cores? Do you keep them in the same safe deposit box as Pokemon cards?

  8. That’s the plan. The elites don’t need this many people anymore. So.. jab, jab and get people to stop leaving the house. How can people not see the road to dystopia they are building.

  9. The mental defective has revealed itself for all to marvel. Provided it not some monster hypocrite, never a safe assumption around these Qturds, it has arranged to have it’s genetic squishies removed from the kiddie pool. Darwin shoots, he scores!

  10. Those things look like the goggles from Ready Player One. The 1% have a plan.

  11. That is f****** ridiculous

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