Talking about trannies on a first date also helps.
That’s not a fedora, that’s a trilby. NO ONE looks good in a trilby.
The tip for remembering ppl’s names is so true. That’s what I always do as I always forget ppl’s names.
Who still writes checks?
Grow a beard
No one looks good in a fedora either, with the exception of Indiana Jones (and possibly the father thereof)
The senior couple in front of me at the market. After waiting for everything to be rung up first.
Have too much time to spare? Completely waste it reading the dumbest things you have ever seen!
Use copier to copy blank paper – I knew someone who did this!
Plug power strip in to itself – I did that with a UPS (Uninterruptible power supply – like a power strip with a battery) once. It sounded like a jet engine about to take off, then got VERY quiet. I may have destroyed an alternate universe. I’m STILL not sure what happened.
These are so gas hahahaha