Jesus Is Everywhere!

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  1. I REALLY MUST SAY YOU GUYS MISS THE POINT OF JESUS BEEN EVERYWHERE YES INDEED HE IS EVERYWHERE BUT THAT ONLY COZ HE LIVES IN YOU THAT HE IS EVERY WHERE YOU GO THIS IS SICK HOW COULD YOU MOCK JESUS LIKE THIS HE IS NO LONGER ON THE CROSS OR NO LONGER HAS SCARS HE LIVES IN YOU N I…

    • Is this guy srs? Probably not. But mocking religion is the way to go. Religious people are too obsessed. Look at the mudslimes

    • He actually might be serious… Just read the epic comment battle that goes on here, and you’ll know what I mean: http://www.eatliver.com/stupid-atheists/

    • Jesus if love, Jesus is life…

    • Ewww. Where does he live in me? My colon?

    • If Jesus is no longer on the cross like you say, then why always depict him in art as being on the cross? Surely a more accurate depiction would be him doing whatever it is he does on a daily basis up in paradise… probably in his office or something, signing papers and making important heavenly phone calls.

    • Anonymous July 29, 2014

      My goodness!! All CAPS!! You must be terribly upset about your invisible magic man in the sky that never existed!

    • This is funny lmao

  2. Also retarded. The pole vault pic makes no sense.

    • It’s a miracle, duh. Only the king of Jews could get on that side of the pole while still holding on!

  3. Try doing this with the Prophet Muhammad, of the Religion of Peace.
    That would get some interesting responses.
    Is eatliver brave enough?

    • Optional Name July 28, 2014

      Big difference – Muhammad was just a soothsayer, almost a flim-flam man. Jesus was the Son of God. Son of God can take a lot of joking and being made fun of, while Muham is too up tight and inflexible. Good-onya Jesus.

    • There is problem with the Muhammad. Nobody knows how he looks like.

    • A likeness of Muhammad is on a frieze in the Supreme Court of the United States.

    • Thank u browns , that’s a good point

  4. The redeemer of man must get cold, traveling to all those places in just his loincloth.

  5. Anonymous July 28, 2014

    I teach yoga and am a cyclist, those two were my favorite. Perfect.

  6. commently anonymously July 29, 2014

    The question is eatliver brave enough to poke fun of the founder of the religion of Peace, not if Christians can take a joke.

  7. Delete previous comment July 29, 2014

    Jesus did not “die for your sins”. That’s just someone’s way of making you feel guilty. Even if we dip into the delusion for a moment, consider this. Jesus allegedly knew that he was going to die and be resurrected. So if he *knew* that you’re going to be resurrected, then that’s not much of a sacrifice, now, is it?
    Somehow “jesus took a three-day nap for your sins” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Contrast that to Prometheus, who not only molded humans out of clay, but he brought them the gift of fire, for which he was chained to a cliff and had his liver eaten (get it?) every day, forever. Now, consider this – of those two tales, which one involves the greater sacrifice for humanity?

  8. Frank Einstein July 30, 2014

    Jesus is in dog poop.

  9. Seen this, hardly interesting, if eatliver can pull off the same post on religion of peace, I would be in awe.

  10. Anonymous July 31, 2014

    jesus is yes every where but not like this…

  11. Not funny.

  12. Everyone needs to lighten up a little. We’re all going to end up the same way. Dead. We live. We die. Repeat.

  13. anader troll wanting sum atensyen..

  14. People take religion way to serious.

  15. This is funny too!

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