“Jesus Is Everywhere” Site Photoshops Jesus… Well… Everywhere

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For some unknown reason the person behind this site has spend many hours photoshopping Jesus un various mundane everyday situations. Scroll down to see the best examples and let us know in the comments if you think this kind of humor is offensive or not?

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

Jesus doing everyday things.

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  1. Atheist Freedom Fighter January 3, 2021

    Logical. As Jesus never existed he has to be shopped.

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    • Nope. There’s no reason to reject the Tacitus passage on Jesus, after all it doesn’t exactly treat him in a favourable way. Still, you stick to your firmly-held beliefs, and I’ll stick to mine.

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    • Yes, Tacitus is obviously the authority on “jesus”, because there clearly was a time period when he and “jesus” were alive at the same time

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  2. Atheist moron January 3, 2021

    Let’s try this with the Islam and we will see how far you will go.

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    • E.A. Presley January 3, 2021

      Jesus is cool with that. He just turns the other cheek. Such a champion.

    • God is an illusion. January 3, 2021

      Technically they just did, as Jesus is also a prominent figure in islam.
      Roughly speaking all 3 major abrahamic religions (jewdom, islam and christendom) have different views on who jesus was.
      Christians see him as the son of god, messiah.
      Muslims see him as a profet, the last before Muhammed.
      Jews see him as an imposter, a false messiah.

      Who is right? None of them as god doesn’t exist.

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    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 3, 2021

      Hello theist moron, because muslims are still more violent than christians let’s make no comment about christian logic. Understood.
      That’s not how it works. But how would someone understand who takes fairy tales for real.

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    • @E.A. Presley Easy to hold the other cheek if the first one doesn’t exist in the first place either. lol

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    • E.A. Presley January 3, 2021

      I think a person called Jesus existed, though I don’t think he was anything other than an ordinary man with extra ordinary ideas and courage to face the instances of powers. None the less, lots of good ideas lived after him.

      Cheers!

    • Yeah, burning witches, slaying unbelievers, molesting children. Great ideas.

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    • Since Jesus is a prophet in Islam, this is trying “this with Islam” already.

    • E.A.Presley January 4, 2021

      “Yeah, burning witches, slaying unbelievers, molesting children. Great ideas.”

      I don’t think Jesus suggested anything like that. There are always people, who pervert ideas and abuse a position of power. Chuch is a structure of power and I do not approve it.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 8, 2021

      Maybe. The problem with religion is it will always be abused for power. No matter what religion. Spiritualism may have been neccessary in the stone age. We don’t need it anyone.
      Embracing knowledge doesn’t mean you have to abandon love, humanity or morals. All this is there without imaginary deities. But people are indoctrinated by religious demagoges that you can’t have one without the other.

  3. Ah, yes…the “Jesus never existed” pap. Never stated by a historian, only pajama webbies in their mommy’s basements.

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    • God is an illusion. January 3, 2021

      It is not unlikely that a person by the name of Jesus lived 2000 years. But that doesn’t mean it was biblical jesus.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 3, 2021

      There is no historical record about a biblical man called Jesus. Nothing in Hebrew nor Roman archives. And the Romans where quite neat with records. He is only mentioned in the bible. Theological history based on the bible taking it literally is no real science. Many described events differ from real historical records or are just made up. The bible doesn’t depict real events. Only stories, revised many, many times, often copied from much, much older myths. The bible is just an instrument for propaganda and indoctrination. Same as the koran. Just another revision for a new political agenda.

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    • E.A. Presley January 3, 2021

      Wouldn’t the Romans wanted to erase Jesus from the records from the first place? However, your point is interesting.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 3, 2021

      Why would they? For them he would be just a troublemaker from Judaea. A note in a far away province. There would have been no need to erase such a man from all records. They noted everything and everyone else. Why bother to cover up one man and his little sect? It wouldn’t make sense from the Roman perspective. Erasing “people”, like former kings and queens, was more common in older empires, like Egypt.
      Later on christians were all over the Roman empire. No need to cover up their origin. They were a living fact.

    • E.A.Presley January 4, 2021

      I thought there we some records left. I thought there were a consensus that a guy called Jesus lived and caused some trouble for the Romans.

      However, I don’t have strong feelings this way or the other, so I might check if Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History had anything on the matter. Or just let it be.

      Cheers!

  4. Naaa. Dead on arrival

  5. Not funny. Not clever. Not interesting.

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  6. Not funny. Not clever. Not interesting. But I looked after the first two or 3 so I could answer your question. Wasted my time.

  7. This isn’t funny at all.
    Making fun of somebody’s religion is offence against religious feelings.
    Why don’t you make fun of Mahommed huh??

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    • Slayer of Gods January 4, 2021

      Religious feelings don’t exist. They are made up. Fake.
      Muslims are more violent than Christians. It’s a more primitive religion. So people are afraid for good reason. That doesn’t make violence right nor critique or fun on Christianity invalid.

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    • How do you slay a god? Swords? Guns? Nukes?

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    • Slayer of Gods January 4, 2021

      Easy. One thought is enough.

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  8. Haha… Great. Now do Mohamed.

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    • Why don’t you? It would be the first thing you would contribute to mankind. Coward.

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  9. Jesus Saves! January 4, 2021

    These are awesome, but how could they leave out the classic where Jesus is a goalie? (Soccer or Hockey)

  10. The one where Jesus does pole vaulting is obviously fake, as he is grabbing the pole in a way that is impossible when we consider his trajectory.

  11. I still think Mohammad would be just as funny. You could do his trip to the moon because that HAD to have happened right? So many funny things to tease people with. But you never tease Jew or Muslims? Hmmmmm…

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    • Jews tease themselves all the time. You just demonstrate your own limited horizon. Your sole intent is to troll and to spread hate.

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    • Oh, jews tease themselves allright, but god forbid should a non-jew tease a jew, jesus, all hell would break loose (puns intended).

    • If you haven’t killed Jews in the millions you might haven’t lost the moral highground. Also don’t mix the religion of Judaism with the ethnic group of Jews. Even though the ethnoreligious mixup is quite complicated. There are also Jewish atheists.

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  12. Well.. the Jewish Bolsheviks killed 12 million people. Don’t hear much about that do we. You know who’s tired of hearing about the Jewish Holocaust… American Indians, Arminians, The Irish, the poles etc.. etc.. all through history. Wa-wa quite your whining.

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    • Stop copying nazi propaganda; the bolsheviks were not Jewish.

    • True, that’s BS. Anti-semitic and anti-communist propaganda. That’s what called fake news and conspiracy theories today.
      Being bolshevik had nothing to do jews. There were just Jews among the bolsheviks. Like so many other groups. Because they are just people among other people. High numbers of people of Jewish heritage among revolutionary leaders can be explained by other sociodemographic factors than CONSPIRACIES FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

    • Primarily communism has nothing to do with religion and the question if Jesus existed.

  13. 80% of Bolsheviks were Jews. Carl Marx was Jewish. Socialism is a jewish construct. I should know, I’m jewish! Even the truth can’t penetrate your bone heads.

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  14. Genrikh Yagoda, jewish, killed between 7 to 10 million so…

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