Happy Valentine’s Day From Tyrants And Politicians

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What better way to say you love someone than send them a greeting card with Putin, Kim Jong-un, or Karl Marx?

Quit Stalin and be my valentine.

Leon Trotsky thinks you're hotsky.

Don't embargo my love.

I wouldn't deport you.

Merkel your calendar for a date with me.

It would be Assad day if...

I'll always be Trudeau to you.

You Barack my world.

My heart berns for you.

You are my Attila The Hun-ey.

Heads will roll if you don't say yes.

I am the virgin queen unless...

Joseph Kony doesn't want you to be lonely.

You are Kim Jong Un-forgettable.

Be mein.

Amin love with you.

Roses are red, so is the state...

You are the most honorable chairman of my heart.

I've got something to Putin you.

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  1. Ok, those were pretty funny. You have to know some world history to appreciate most of them, that limits who you could send them to.

  2. Mr. where's the Fun February 14, 2019

    Just tyrants.

    Where’s the “my love will always be Truman” Or the “we should be Lincoln up”, ” I Fillmore love for you”

    Come on man, you had two Bushes and a Johnson to work with.

    • this is the funniest thing I have seen all year!!

    • Mr. where’s the Fun, you don’t have it. But you can have me.

    • Awwwww, looks like someone is still upset over my not agreeing with their silly opinion. Go grab your teddy bear, coloring books and head to your safe space.

    • That’s not how I raised you, Son.

    • Most be tough for a mother to hear that her son voted for Trump.

  3. This is hilarious. Thanks

  4. Surprised the man/child that is Trump has a valentine. Wonder how much he had to pay her

  5. They could have done Guevara, “Che you will be mine.”

  6. Not sure if Trump is tyrant or politician.

  7. Assume Putin is talking to Trump?

  8. Where’s Lenin?

    My army is RED!
    And so are the flowers!
    I gave you! 😎

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