What Did First Man Look Like?

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  1. Professional Handshaker July 31, 2015

    Don’t believe the Conehead.

  2. General Ursus July 31, 2015

    Doctor Cornelius is God? I should have been nicer to the runt.

    • George Taylor July 31, 2015

      Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

  3. I’m pretty sure it was a monkey-faced woman tho.

  4. Nope. You’ve all got it wrong. The “Bible” says that man was created “in the image of God.” It’s the literalists who have decided that “in the image of” means “looks like”. Not to get all theological on you, but if Genesis is a metaphor, then “in the image of” God means, in one word, “like” God.

    • Spaghetti and meatballs was created in the image of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. This is equally as true as man was created in the image of God, because man wrote both the Bible and The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
      Perspective on God “creating everything”: http://voiceseducation.org/content/carl-sagan-pale-blue-dot

    • Ahh, the “imag”ination of logic. It never fails to be limited by the limits of logic. Let your mind be free of logic. Think – WHY am I here? WHY did this creation become created? WHY is this creation still creating? Perhaps then you’ll realize that Creation is Being Created by Creation Itself. Hmmmmm.

  5. What if long ago there was a powerful ape culture, that was so advanced, they started breeding furless apes for amusement and when they set off to space, they removed all the evidence about them.
    Now they travel the Universe under one flag… The A team

  6. Am I the only one who think this is blasphemous?

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