These People Think Earth Is 2017 Years Old

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  1. Jesus almighty… Where are they from and what’s happening with schools in those countries?!

    • Third world maybe. They have learned how to operate a device that enables them to twitter messages and little or nothing else. Velcro fasteners were invented for them.

    • So it’s the United States of America. Newest member of the third world.

  2. It would be intriguing to know where exactly these folks attended school.

  3. Lazier Than Thou December 28, 2016

    I’m hoping these were all jokes.
    Please tell me they were all jokes.

  4. Justin The Smartypants December 28, 2016

    Every single one of them under 25. Do they only each Science to the smart kids these days?

  5. Thank a teachers union

    • It would be wiser to thank the Bush administration.

    • Ask any teacher. The problem is not teachers, but rather King George II’s No Child Left Behind.

  6. scott gallant December 29, 2016

    That would make Larry King god the creator because he’s 3000 years old.

  7. Unknown origin December 29, 2016

    What do you get if your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled as a Siamese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame, I know exactly who to blame..the mother and the father…Oompa Loompa song… parents are so worried about upsetting their little darlings that they teach them to expect everything for nothing.

  8. Kalashnikov time!

  9. I suspect they’re young… but old enough to have voted in last month’s US presidential election, knowwhatimean?

  10. I cannot believe these people…everyone knows the earth was born in year 1, not year 0. It will be turning 2016 soon…smh…

  11. vidalia poopnoodle December 29, 2016

    not any different than the ignorant who decry the fact that dinosaurs existed and the earth is more than 6000 years old.

    • Who would do that? I don’t know such people. Ah, well I knew one Jehovah’s Witness who got close. The earth is about 6000 years old and dinosaurs existed at the same time as human beings. Priceless. You couldn’t make it up. Ah well, he could.

    • Soon to be the new US science doctrine.

    • Oh deary me. Will scientist be put to rest? Burnt like heretics?

  12. Dummies. Earth has a fake ID so it can get booze & cigarettes.

  13. I believe the TITLE of this eatliver post gives the ‘twits’ too much credit. ‘People who THINK the earth is 2017 years old.’ In this case THINK is such a strong and precise word! Better to say… ‘People who ASSUME earth is 2017 years old,’ you know why they ASSUME.

  14. So the current year is derived from counting how long since Jesus was born, it’s basically his birthday or something. It’s probably based on a guess by the inventor of the current year system, Dionysius Exiguus, back in AD 525 . Looking this up, it seems the “first” year of our current numbering of years was actually AD 525 and in his time the previous year was Diocletian 247. Since the Catholic church gained political power Christian scholars spread this year system because it was “nicer” to name years as “Year of the/our Lord…” than after Diocletian, who persecuted Christians.

  15. I don’t want to upset you but I have it on good sources that the Universe was created exactly 7 hours and 14 minutes ago. All your memories are fake and have been implanted artificially.

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