on June 19, 2014
I put my hair up in a bun, cross dress in a smart business suit, and go to meetings all the time.this
Let’s go to a meeting to justify our salaries!
A bunch of other helpful time dissipation methods:
– weekly progress report
– thrice-weekly project status meeting at 10am (my favourite)
– hand-cliking 6-level approval for every single day off
– ridiculous corporate spyware which slows down your computer by 90%, so you can have a coffee before it boots
– mandatory comments on git/SVN comments – no matter how little was changed
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