Do You Ever Feel Powerless?

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You actually have a lot of power. Just imagine: a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

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  1. Starshemah March 18, 2019

    But everybody at the restaurant gets really upset when I exercise by power.

  2. Kendall Jenner March 19, 2019

    You’re SOL if you keep it shaved.

  3. Ban Draino Bob March 19, 2019

    Box cutters, or a bottle of Draino, or white box van can send a city into chaos

  4. The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut March 19, 2019

    Okay, you have a point there but I am afraid when my last hour comes and I prepare to face the great void, our maker or whatever the thought: ” I ones shut down a pizzeria with a hair that grew on my balls!” will not really be a satisfying eulogy of my life.

  5. If head chef Donald sprinkles his dishes with pubic hairs, the republicans will tuck in greedily.

  6. Caroline Farrow March 20, 2019

    I use “incorrect” pronouns on social media in the UK and the world is all a Twitter COPS tracking me down.

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