“Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up throw one in the fireplace.” Thirty years later: “Will you come to visit us this Christmas?” “Remember these boxes daddy!”
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One child?
Children roasting on an open fire,
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
English is Tough Stuff:
http://laughbreak.com/stories/english-is-tough-stuff/
I’m sure the result is at least life sentence for throwing a child in the fireplace
“Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up throw one in the fireplace.” Thirty years later: “Will you come to visit us this Christmas?” “Remember these boxes daddy!”