Children roasting on an open fire, Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow. Although it’s been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas to you
“Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up throw one in the fireplace.” Thirty years later: “Will you come to visit us this Christmas?” “Remember these boxes daddy!”
One child?
I’m sure the result is at least life sentence for throwing a child in the fireplace
Children roasting on an open fire,
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
English is Tough Stuff:
http://laughbreak.com/stories/english-is-tough-stuff/
“Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child acts up throw one in the fireplace.” Thirty years later: “Will you come to visit us this Christmas?” “Remember these boxes daddy!”