How To Grow Your Own Windowsill Tomatoes

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Step 1: devote three months of your life to helping them grow. Step 2: That's it. Congratulations, you just saved 2 dollars.

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  1. Anonymous July 30, 2021

    On the other hand there’s a lot of satisfaction in gardening and in the opinion of many gardeners, home grown tomatoes have a better flavour than the ones you buy in the shops.

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    • The Usual Guy August 1, 2021

      Homegrown tomatos taste better for many reasons but the main flavor difference is that we don’t add COVID19 to them like they do to the store bought varieties.

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  2. Anonymous July 30, 2021

    Home grown tomatoes tastes better since it ain’t bloated with water like commerically farmed tomatoes. Just my take. My tomatoes are comically small compared to supermarket tomatoes, but are many times more flavorful.

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  3. Anonymous July 30, 2021

    “Devote three months of your life…”

    Hmmmm…. I dunno what ya’ll have been doing, but pouring some water on them a couple times a week doesn’t seem like much devotion to me.

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  4. It’s a good idea to learn how to grow your own food. Store up some seeds. One never really knows what the future holds.

  5. Anonymous July 30, 2021

    This “joke” was probably written by some city dweller who has never tasted anything outside of supermarket wares…

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    • Because there has never been a time in human history when civilization crumbled. That never happens. Ever. And it will never happen. Ever. So no need to have a basic skill set or buy some seeds. That would be a joke. Right….

  6. Anonymous July 30, 2021

    I grew up n a farm. This is pathetic.

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    • Anonymous July 31, 2021

      It’s called “humor” for snowflakes.

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    • Looking at America July 31, 2021

      So Americans who voted for an orange crook as president who lost the election in 2020 find this funny? Odd bunch.

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    • How the turntables.

  7. Salon interlocutor July 31, 2021

    People who grow tomatoes are preppers, preppers have guns, 2A was put in place to resist government tyranny, therefore those who grow tomatoes advocate for violent overthrow of the US government.

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    • Anonymous July 31, 2021

      Smoke grenade. You are a Trumpist seeking to overthrow democracy in America to establish monarchy. No need to overthrow the government if you can make him king. And his also genius sons his heirs to the throne.

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    • Colonel Klebb's lesbian lover July 31, 2021

      @Anon
      Yes, I agree. We must first over throw Democracy in order to save it. Trumpkins will just elect someone deplorable.

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    • Anonymous July 31, 2021

      Still no blue haired girlfriend, loser?

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  8. As Usual Tomatoes = Trump

  9. Bum Bum the Clowm August 1, 2021

    I have a Pic of some Dog Shit. That definitely equals Trump.

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  10. Biden is President. Trump is not. Get over it now.

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