Battle Of The Bulge: Rockstars in Tight Pants In The 1960s And 1970s

It was a very different time with totally different beauty standards for men. For some, what God had provided wasn’t enough and their trousers were often padded with socks or cucumbers…

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29 thoughts on “Battle Of The Bulge: Rockstars in Tight Pants In The 1960s And 1970s”

  1. Now how is it that Jimi is the . . . “most restrained”, let’s say . . . of the bunch?

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  2. How could Alex Lifeson’s infamous kimono pic from the 2112 cover not be in here?
    Scarred me for life as a kid.

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  3. It’samazing what a rolled up sock stuffed down your underpants can achieve.

  4. Yes. I was quite shocked. I mean I have always been told that black men are well endowed, but not Jimi. Makes me sad.

  5. The male body isn’t pretty at all.

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  6. The male body is utilitarian. Some what like a Glock 17. It does one thing very well.

  7. Well, it does it ok anyway. Some of the time.

  8. Fworrrrr. Have to go have a wank

  9. Because no one living outside of Canada has ever heard of him?

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  10. Paula Skyblue. . There are many, many reports that Jimi Hendrix was ‘exceptionally’ well-endowed. .
    Just doesn’t look like it in that picture, I guess.

  11. Amazing what you can do with a rolled up sock…

  12. Look at the unit on that guy…

  13. The first one is Marc Bolan and he was a god!

  14. And I’m so glad tight trousers aren’t in fashion anymore – what with my tiny tadger ‘n all.

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  15. didn’t anyone wear underpants back then?

  16. It seems not. And, I guess, boxershorts wouldn’t help neither.

  17. It appears that Andy Gibb didn’t know if he should dress right or dress left. But then , he was from “down under” where things are upside down, so to speak.

  18. Must have been a cold day

  19. According to the pictorial evidence in the documentary movie “Plaster Casters”, Jimi’s member was not very long but extremely large in diameter.

    The Plaster Casters were a couple of groupies that made casts of the erect personal parts of rock stars, starting around 1968.

    Also, apparently Mick Jagger was partial to Dove soap bars due to their rounded shape.

  20. Hahahaha!!!

  21. What has been seen….

  22. imagine the laughter in future over the hipsters and trany wackos parading around now…holy lee fuk

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  23. ….said Jaba the Hut. only a fat man would not appreciate a mans body. women’s bodies are hideous

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  24. Go screw yourself.

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  25. Whatever next 😂😂

  26. A grower……not a shower!

  27. I remember going to see a production of Frankenstein at Leeds Civic Theatre back in the 1990s. The Doctor was wearing cream trousers that were so tight it was clear that, for him, the Sabbath was a Saturday, shall we say. 😂😂

  28. Maybe it’s just Australia that had a straight/gay code pertaining to the side on which the tackle was situated? Can’t figure it out.
    As for Hendrix lol, well Ive seen men who look quite unexceptional become quite exceptional once aroused….so ya never know 😆

  29. Absolutely

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