15 Most Awkward Book Titles on Amazon


Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them by Roger Welsch

Still Stripping After 25 Years by Eleanor Burns

The Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves by Jack Douglas

Learning to Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes

Extreme Ironing by Phil Shaw

A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton

Why Cats Paint by Heather Busch

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America by Julian Montague

If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open? by Lorraine Peterson

Why Is Daddy in a Dress? by Amanda McCall

How to Traumatize Your Children by Knock Knock

Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power by Donald L. Wilson

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes

How to Avoid Huge Ships by John W. Trimmer


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  1. The Curious Rock December 4, 2017

    Welcome Shiny ;)

  2. Hahaha! I have two of those books!!! Lol

  3. “Heather Has Two Mommies” needs to be on that list.

  4. Go the F*** to Sleep

  5. Final Desitination Bob December 5, 2017

    My teenage children have noticed I like “horror” movies where teenagers have a much higher than average mortality rate.

  6. Craig Kilborn was the last time The Daily Show was funny. Jon Stewart is a crybully. Nobody even knows who the latest guy is.

  7. The old man on the mountain Alamut December 6, 2017

    “If God loves me, why can’t I get my locker open?” “And why I am in the closet in the first place?”

  8. BTW, the Increase your breast size book is fully illustrated.

  9. Jack Douglas’s other books include “My brother was an only child”. I have most of his books and they are hysterical!

    • Another goody by Jack Douglas is “Shut Up and Eat Your Snowshoes!”

  10. A Little Sex, a Lot of Dope and an Aircraft Carrier (by Cap’n Drift) would fit the list.

  11. 40 steps up to the outhouse by Willie Makit and Betty Dont

  12. From Jr High many decades ago:
    Hole in the Mattress by Mr. Completely
    Broken Bra Strap by Won Hung Lo
    Under the Grandstand by Seymour Butts

  13. Extreme Ironing is a legit thing. And a REALLY dumb way to die.

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