The Best of Mitch Hedberg



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  1. He’s kind of cute!

  2. He may be cute but he’s definitely not funny

  3. Mitch was incredibly funny! Too bad he’s gone!

    • summermoon71 July 16, 2015

      i don’t believe in ghosts but if there were such, i wouldn’t mind him haunting me…seems he was really cool actually-too bad about drugs!

  4. Pseudo-philosophical nonsense. Don’t do drugs, kids.

  5. I can’t say I find him attractive, but he was definitely funny. These few printed quotes don’t come anywhere near his actual performance. Listen to his albums, watch his stand-up acts, and then decide if you think he was funny or not. The delivery is uniquely entertaining and although not every joke kills, they are all witty and original.

    • summermoon71 July 16, 2015

      i saw him on an episode of That 70’s show-forgot which one-but he was working in The Hub talking to Hyde

  6. Bitch mitch hedburg was a great comedian it was a sad day when he died

  7. Wtf… nuff said.

  8. Mitch Hedberg October 1, 2014

    I was walking down the street at 3am and I passed a dry cleaner. The sign in the window said, “Sorry, We’re Closed”. You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3am. And you’re a dry cleaners. Its not like I was gonna come back at 10 and say “Hey man, I was here at 3 and you guys were closed… somebody owes me an apology!

    • Mitch Hedberg October 1, 2014

      I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

    • Mitch Hedberg October 1, 2014

      I went to a doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula.

    • Mitch Hedberg October 1, 2014

      Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

  9. TheJokeFellFlat October 1, 2014

    When people say that, they mean “relative youth”. Only an aspie burger autist would literally think they are referring to the exact moment of time they are presenting the photo.

  10. Not bad but all he does is one-liners. Even kids in primary school can do that. IF you are looking for awesome american stand-up comedian who is no longer among us, go google George Carlin. Several decades of AWESOME comedy ;)

    • not to mention bill burr, louis ck, anthony jeselnik, amy schumer, greg giraldo(RIP), etc, etc.

  11. Jesus christ January 14, 2015

    Mitch is the best. Rest in peace, he will always be a favorite

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