Thanks, Santa!

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Opening Christmas presents is a special feeling. Don't forget to thank Santa for all his hard work making you exactly the thing that you wished for.

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  1. Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.
    Hi folks, just want to thank you for your generous donations for my
    re-election and legal defence funds. I had to draw out a few bucks
    to cover utility bills for the Mar-A-Lago property, and gym classes for
    the little wifey. A buck doesn’t seem to go far these days. That is Biden’s
    fault. When I take over again there will be tax cuts for all of us especially
    the people who have supported me.
    That she wolf in Manhattan is beginning to piss me off, some of the things
    she has implied directly challenges my business ethics, without ethics
    where would I stand among my peers. Actually I have no peers, I am miles
    ahead of everyone.
    Well, once again thanks, and keep those donations flowing, Big Daddy needs
    a new attorney who knows civil law really really well.

    • How are your investments in China going, Mr. Drumpf? Bad, I presume. Like all your investments. Sad.

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  2. World's Worst Dad September 26, 2022

    Good Gawd! It’s not even October yet, but the Christmas invasion has already started. I will boycott Christmas until it ends its unauthorized occupation of October and September. For starters, I *WILL* talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner to curb the need for gift giving during Christmas.

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  3. But, but… there’s a war on Christmas!! (NOT)

    Every year we start earlier and earlier. If there was a war going on, xmas is winning. It keeps taking over more and more territory. It’s supposed to be 1 day, right? Time for Fox news to drop this topic ffs.

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