Really High Dogs

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“We need to marilize legijuana”, “Roll over? You mean roll another?”, “Play dead? No man… Play Floyd!”, and other brilliant thoughts that would appear in dogs’ minds if they got high.

Play dead? No man, play Floyd!

Roll over? You mean roll another?

Bad dog? That’s like just your opinion, man.

Cat has no idea what he’s missing.

But... like... why?

Dude just... Think about it... Doorbells are like barking for houses.

Dude... Chicken pot pie... are my 3 favorite things.

We need to marilize legijuana...

Dude...

I lost the ball. But it’s cool. It’s all cooool.

I swear dude.... I’m seeing colors.

Dude...

Meow.

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  1. Teach and Bong September 15, 2021

    Did you know getting dogs high is dangerous and abusive. But not nearly as dangerous and abusive as forcing gene therapy, disguised as a vaccine, onto a population.
    Updated Sept. 12, 2021 with study finding teenage boys face much higher heart risk from vaccine than Covid
    Updated Sept.10,2021 with Israel study on majority of hospitalized being vaccinated
    Updated Sept. 9, 2021 with CDC study about increased myocarditis/heart inflammation risk, lymphadenopathy, appendicitis, and herpes zoster infection
    Updated Sept. 4, 2021 with acute CNS demyelination after Pfizer and Moderna vaccines
    Updated Aug. 30, 2021 with Functional Neurological Disorder
    Updated Aug. 24, 2021 with waning immunity
    Updated Aug. 17, 2021 with Bell’s Palsy analysis, Hong Kong
    Updated Aug. 16, 2021 with Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE) study
    Updated Aug. 5, 2021 with heart disorders more common than CDC reported from database
    Updated July 22, 2021 with EU warning about Guillain-Barre autoimmune paralysis after Johnson and Johnson vaccination.
    Updated July 12, 2021 with new FDA warning of Guillain-Barre autoimmune paralysis cases after vaccination.
    Updated July 12, 2021 with reports of Graves disease autoimmune disorder after vaccination.
    Updated July 1, 2021 with reports of Guillain-Barre paralysis cases after vaccination.
    Updated June 30, 2021 with news of first case of blood clot disorder in double-dose RNA vaccine.

    Summary by safety concern
    General
    In the UK, some scientists analyzed adverse event reports and called upon the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency to stop the Covid-19 vaccines as “not safe for human use” due to reports of issues with bleeding/clotting, pain, immune system, neurological, loss of sight/hearing/smell/speech, and questions about impact in pregnant women.

    A petition of scientists led by Linda Wastila, Professor, Pharmaceutical Health Services Research University of Maryland School of Pharmacy is calling for Covid-19 vaccines to be disapproved.

    Fifty-seven authors from 17 countries have signed an endorsement urging that Covid-19 vaccinations be stopped unless new safety mechanisms are immediately implemented.

    The authors include Dr. Peter McCullough, cardiologist and former Vice Chief of Medicine at Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas, Texas, who has called for a halt to vaccinating 30-year olds due to “no clinical benefit” and safety concerns. [McCullough is currently Senior Professor of Internal Medicine at the Texas A&M University Health Sciences Center.]
    sharyl attkisson . com / 2021 / 09/ exclusive-summary- covid- 19- vaccine-concerns/

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    • Go publish it on a science website, if you are so sure about your gibberish.

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    • To Be Quite Honest September 15, 2021

      Shut your trap if you don’t like what the doctors are saying.
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      The tired logical fallacies of appealing to authority, appealing to emotion, bandwagon, tu quoque, and ad hominem are getting stale. Much like EatLiver’s content. Just imagine if the memes were good enough to actually talk about. None of this would be necessary.

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    • “none of this would be necessary”

      So your saying that if the memes were good, you wouldn’t have to spread this COVID propaganda???

      Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

      BTW – These were pretty funny. Sorry you are too hyped up on propaganda to pay attention.

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    • Pissss of ya Dikhead

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    • Don’t do drugs and post anti-vaxx gibberish, kids.

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    • Sorry… you want to eat my WHAT?

    • Dude, dude,dude. What was all that. Go chill with the dogs and grab yourself a tree bone

    • Every study/publication here brought to you by an independent researcher who is having a poo in the lavatory with his phone. I’ll buy that for a dollar!

  2. Dear anti-vaxers:
    If covid is wwII, you aren’t “the Jews”, you’re the Nazi collaborators. You spread propaganda, give aide and comfort to the enemy and try to undermine the allied war effort.
    We’re at war with a virus and you sided with the virus.

    Over 660 thousand Americans dead now. Sure would be nice if you helped to keep that number from climbing.

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  3. Teach and Bong had the best post I’ve seen on this site in months. The facts sting worse then the Orange Man! Make it stop… Reeeeee
    Sadly these Covidians won’t be thwarted with facts. Never gonna take it!

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    • Then don’t take it and die. Who gives a fu…

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    • It gives me a smile nowadays when one of those anti-vaxx radio hosts dies. This is good for our world. It bad people dying there.

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  4. Teach and Bong posts science. The detractors don’t recognize the format (facts).

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    • Their format is called cherry picking your facts. They care more about 1 in 100,000 side effects to the vaccine than in reducing the 1 in 500 death rate of the virus.

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    • If you are stupid, don’t take the vaccine. You might survive. Danger.

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  5. Yo! Like dude, I got this skateboard and…..

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  6. So take the jab. But because of the facts, you can’t force others to take it. How hard is that. You made a mistake and now you want everyone else to join you. Nope. Never gonna take it.

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    • What mistake? Not dying? You are welcome showing everyone how it is done.

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    • oh you poor, poor thing.

      It’s so terrible. People want you to take some medicine that could save your life. Even if it doesn’t, we know it will help out your fellow man

      Being considerate of other people ? Take care of yourself? Nah. You do you, you poor, poor thing.

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  7. Please explain to me how having unvaccinated people get the jab protects vaccinated people? The vaccine works or it doesn’t. And since it doesn’t work why risk it. How many times do the vaccinated have to be told that they can get, spread and die from Covid just like the unvaccinated can. There is no logical difference and you know that. The vaccinated carry a larger virus load then the unvaccinated. Not true? Then why are countries refusing to allow fully vaccinated people from Israel to enter their countries? The jig is up. Even the vaccine companies are now admitting that the protection, if you can call it that last only a few months. No ones is saying to not take the jab. Just respect other people’s body autonomy.

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    • When everybody is vaccinated, the virus has nowhere to thrive and mutate, and it goes away, just like polio did.

      It’s not that one specific person getting the vax helps a person who is already vaccinated, it’s that when we all do it, the disease goes away. Then we can all go to movies, concerts, cruises and football games without worrying about it hurting anyone again.

      Of course, if lots of people don’t get vaccinated, COVID will stay with us and mutate to be even worse. Then next year we can still be talking about restrictions and people will still be dying preventable deaths. The anti-vaxers will be dying even more than they are now, and a few of the vaccinated will too.

      For most people, it’s really easy to see which one is better.

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    • ….. there’s also kids and other people who can’t get vaccinated. They are protected when the rest of us are vaccinated too.

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    • You are asking those people to do something for the society. But all those antimaskers and antivaxxers are asocial individuals.

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  8. these jokes are on the level of 5-year old’s wit.
    Eatliver sucks.

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    • Bye then. You won’t be missed. You are rather irrelevant. For this site and for the rest of the world.

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  9. After being vaccinated what causes the blood clots: The spike proteins
    What does the vaccine force your body to make: Spike proteins.
    What is the best protection from the virus: At present, Natural immunity
    Why are the vaccinated so against the unvaccinated if the vaccine is safe and effective: Because they are getting sick from the virus they were vaccinated against because the vaccine loses their effectiveness in just a few months and they don’t protect the vaccinated from the variants.
    What does protect people from the variants: Right now only natural immunity can provide protection.

    All of this was released by the FDA when they refused to approve the booster shots. The unvaccinated are not your enemy. Big pharma is. Because they and the media and your leaders lied to you. The regular Flu posses a bigger threat to children then Covid. But they want to vaccinate EVERY SINGLE HUMAN ON EARTH for a virus with a 99.8% survival rate. Why?

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    • Are you really asking why we are fighting a disease? Because we don’t want millions of people to die needlessly. A vaccine does not have to protect 100%, no vaccine does. What matters is getting the reproduction factor — the number of people infected by a infected person — below one, so the virus gradually disappears.

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    • Spike protein is what the virus uses to enter the cell … so you are saying the virus is causing blood clots, not the vaccine.

      Why am I against the unvaccinated? Because they are allowing this pandemic to continue. Because they are allowing the virus to mutate and make more virulent strains. Because my grandson is too young for the vaccine and he is immunocompromised. You are murdering others like him. Because you use the same damn argument as pro-choice people use but you don’t allow them to control their own bodies!

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    • @Spike
      Settle down. The only people being hurt are the one’s directly effected by your absolute stupidity. The virus dosen’t need to mutate to infect a non-vaccinated host. Poorly designed, untested, government mandated “vaccines” do cause the virus to mutate or risk dieing out.
      There is no eradicating COVID. This is the price humanity must pay to live in a global society. No one should be allowed to get vaccinated. For the greater good, herd immunity must be enforced world wide. You can not continue to try to save the weakest with dangerous vaccines that only put the majority of society at risk of mutational virulence. Those brave comrads will be honored for generations for their sacrifice. Truely there has never been a nobler choice. For us the make for them.

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    • Every virus mutates, whether we use a vaccine or not.

  10. 99.8% survival rate and 70% of blacks will never get it. All those black Trump fans right. The unvaccinated will always be with us. Natural immunity is the best protection possible. No one is stopping people from getting the jab and the ones who refuse are just digging in harder with the mandates and the media/Government fear campaign is failing. We live in interesting times like the old Chinese curse.

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  11. Enjoy your heart attacks, goo bloods.

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