Really High Dogs

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“We need to marilize legijuana”, “Roll over? You mean roll another?”, “Play dead? No man… Play Floyd!”, and other brilliant thoughts that would appear in dogs’ minds if they got high.

Play dead? No man, play Floyd!

Roll over? You mean roll another?

Bad dog? That’s like just your opinion, man.

Cat has no idea what he’s missing.

But... like... why?

Dude just... Think about it... Doorbells are like barking for houses.

Dude... Chicken pot pie... are my 3 favorite things.

We need to marilize legijuana...

Dude...

I lost the ball. But it’s cool. It’s all cooool.

I swear dude.... I’m seeing colors.

Dude...

Meow.

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  1. Teach and Bong September 15, 2021

    Did you know getting dogs high is dangerous and abusive. But not nearly as dangerous and abusive as forcing gene therapy, disguised as a vaccine, onto a population.
    Updated Sept. 12, 2021 with study finding teenage boys face much higher heart risk from vaccine than Covid
    Updated Sept.10,2021 with Israel study on majority of hospitalized being vaccinated
    Updated Sept. 9, 2021 with CDC study about increased myocarditis/heart inflammation risk, lymphadenopathy, appendicitis, and herpes zoster infection
    Updated Sept. 4, 2021 with acute CNS demyelination after Pfizer and Moderna vaccines
    Updated Aug. 30, 2021 with Functional Neurological Disorder
    Updated Aug. 24, 2021 with waning immunity
    Updated Aug. 17, 2021 with Bell’s Palsy analysis, Hong Kong
    Updated Aug. 16, 2021 with Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE) study
    Updated Aug. 5, 2021 with heart disorders more common than CDC reported from database
    Updated July 22, 2021 with EU warning about Guillain-Barre autoimmune paralysis after Johnson and Johnson vaccination.
    Updated July 12, 2021 with new FDA warning of Guillain-Barre autoimmune paralysis cases after vaccination.
    Updated July 12, 2021 with reports of Graves disease autoimmune disorder after vaccination.
    Updated July 1, 2021 with reports of Guillain-Barre paralysis cases after vaccination.
    Updated June 30, 2021 with news of first case of blood clot disorder in double-dose RNA vaccine.

    Summary by safety concern
    General
    In the UK, some scientists analyzed adverse event reports and called upon the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency to stop the Covid-19 vaccines as “not safe for human use” due to reports of issues with bleeding/clotting, pain, immune system, neurological, loss of sight/hearing/smell/speech, and questions about impact in pregnant women.

    A petition of scientists led by Linda Wastila, Professor, Pharmaceutical Health Services Research University of Maryland School of Pharmacy is calling for Covid-19 vaccines to be disapproved.

    Fifty-seven authors from 17 countries have signed an endorsement urging that Covid-19 vaccinations be stopped unless new safety mechanisms are immediately implemented.

    The authors include Dr. Peter McCullough, cardiologist and former Vice Chief of Medicine at Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas, Texas, who has called for a halt to vaccinating 30-year olds due to “no clinical benefit” and safety concerns. [McCullough is currently Senior Professor of Internal Medicine at the Texas A&M University Health Sciences Center.]
    sharyl attkisson . com / 2021 / 09/ exclusive-summary- covid- 19- vaccine-concerns/

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    • Go publish it on a science website, if you are so sure about your gibberish.

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    • To Be Quite Honest September 15, 2021

      Shut your trap if you don’t like what the doctors are saying.
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      The tired logical fallacies of appealing to authority, appealing to emotion, bandwagon, tu quoque, and ad hominem are getting stale. Much like EatLiver’s content. Just imagine if the memes were good enough to actually talk about. None of this would be necessary.

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    • “none of this would be necessary”

      So your saying that if the memes were good, you wouldn’t have to spread this COVID propaganda???

      Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

      BTW – These were pretty funny. Sorry you are too hyped up on propaganda to pay attention.

    • Pissss of ya Dikhead

  2. Dear anti-vaxers:
    If covid is wwII, you aren’t “the Jews”, you’re the Nazi collaborators. You spread propaganda, give aide and comfort to the enemy and try to undermine the allied war effort.
    We’re at war with a virus and you sided with the virus.

    Over 660 thousand Americans dead now. Sure would be nice if you helped to keep that number from climbing.

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  3. Teach and Bong had the best post I’ve seen on this site in months. The facts sting worse then the Orange Man! Make it stop… Reeeeee
    Sadly these Covidians won’t be thwarted with facts. Never gonna take it!

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  4. Teach and Bong posts science. The detractors don’t recognize the format (facts).

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    • Their format is called cherry picking your facts. They care more about 1 in 100,000 side effects to the vaccine than in reducing the 1 in 500 death rate of the virus.

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