Women Love Statistics Jokes, Try This One

It might come as a surprise to you, but women have an undying love for statistics jokes. They love to embrace the comedic journey through the world of numbers and giggles. It’s a great way to flirt and pick up ladies in bars.

You're the most average girl here. Wow, you're mean. No, you are.

9 thoughts on “Women Love Statistics Jokes, Try This One”

  1. Women who meet the statistical mean in body shape and size are said to be strikingly beautiful. For men are biologically programmed to see the statistical mean as beautiful.

    Average=beautiful.

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  2. The average weight of women is now 77 kg, or 170 pounds. For men it’s 199 pounds. Just saying.

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  3. Outside the USA it is 10 to 20kg less.

  4. Big Mike weights 250lbs of pure muscle and broad shoulders.

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  5. Go metric, you cavemen.

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  6. Big Mike is the former first gentleman of the USA. He uses freedom units.

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  7. Freedom units from the British colonizers. Still subjects of the King and his feet. *lol*

  8. Colonizers is a word with no meaning. Some civilizations are just better at conquering people. Deal with it.

  9. You no speak english good? Seems to have a meaning:
    noun
    noun: colonizer; plural noun: colonizers; noun: coloniser; plural noun: colonisers

    1.
    a country that sends settlers to a place and establishes political control over it.
    “Portugal was a major colonizer in both Brazil and parts of Africa”
    a person who settles among and establishes political control over the indigenous people of an area.
    “they are among the few indigenous groups who were never converted to Catholicism by Spanish colonizers”
    2.
    Ecology
    a plant or animal that establishes itself in an area.
    “oysters and barnacles tend to be among the first colonizers of new spaces in the marine world”

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