First World Cat Problems

YUP!

“Dogs suck.”
Dog Lovers: How dare you say that? They are the most loving and faithful…blah blah blah…outrage…upset…
“Cats suck”
Cat Lovers: Yeah. Pretty much.

Dog lovers feel that they are owed unconditional love. Cat lovers are willing to make the effort to deserve their cat’s love in return. This is why I prefer cat people. And cats, of course. How on earth could I possibly respect anyone who loves unconditionally?

so do you! dog***.