Snot Nosed Egg Separator: The Most Disgusting Kitchen Item Ever?

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Remember Puking Cat Gravy Boat? Well, here’s something that might be even more disgusting! If you are looking for the most repulsing way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, look no further. The Bogeyman is a ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.

Disgusting kitchen item.

Not only is quite disgusting, but there is just something quite satisfying about watching the goopy egg whites slowly make their way through his nostrils. You almost get that same refreshing feeling after emptying your own nostrils while you have a plugged-up nose.

Disgusting kitchen item.

To use the snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes.

Disgusting kitchen item.

The booger egg white separator is creepily shaped like an old man with a giant nose to make it even weirder than it already is. Better yet, the old man’s nose is red so that it looks like he has a cold which makes his snot even more similar to mucus.

Disgusting kitchen item.

Inside of the bogeyman egg white separator are small holes in the man’s nose that are large enough to allow the egg whites to come out, but not large enough to allow the egg yolks to come out.

Disgusting kitchen item.

You can get this atrocity on Amazon, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.

Disgusting kitchen item.

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  1. Miroslav Sejfert January 11, 2020

    If you cant separate an egg simply by using the eggshells, you are useless in a kitchen.

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    • Eggsactly. Stay out of the kitchen.

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    • If you can’t have fun in my kitchen when cooking for somebody, then stay out of my kitchen. In fact, stay out of my house.

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  2. Eggs-task I love it!

  3. Eggs-tasy I love it

  4. Love eating egg whites only for breakfast (w/ other stuff). Been doing it for years, simply because it’s healthy.

    • The yolks also have an abundance of nutritional value. Either way, I love the egg!

  5. You won’t gross out guests at dinner table. Puking cat gravy boat is better for that.

  6. Gotta get this for christmas

  7. I bought one just for the fun of it a couple of years ago.
    Did not work very well.

  8. Where I buy this?

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