Me At Every Job Interview Ever

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Me at every job interview ever.

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  1. Paige Thompson(D) July 31, 2019

    I can also stand up alien AWS VM instances within trusted IP domains and RDC to customers db instances so I can steal peoples PII. My boss is a member of The Party(D), as am I, and I’m shaggy white girl who knows math so you are compelled to hire me.

  2. Donald Trump (R) July 31, 2019

    I lost a billion dollars just to cheat on my tax returns, I can shoot somebody at 5th avenue without losing a voter, my lies are welcomed with cheers, I spend trillions of dollars without worrying on how to pay the debts, and I can break the law with impunity. The Party (R) is kissing my ass in admiration of my stable genius, so you have to hire me or I will send you back to the rat-infested shit-hole country you are coming from.
    p.s. I have good contacts in Russia.
    p.p.s. I will sue you if you question my many achievements.

    • I would hate to be sued for questioning your multiple and considerable achievements, however you forget something. Of course being a famous American gives you a God given right to ignore the moral codes most humans (and mature adults) live by. Your ability to molest innocent women and get away with it is nothing short of remarkable. Naturally it’s their fault for being born women and naturally you have a right to take advantage of their weakness. Well done.

    • Donald Trump your a disgrace

    • Proud Republican August 6, 2019

      *you’re…

    • Must be barren times for you, with mr Orange trespassing all traditional republican beliefs.

  3. The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut July 31, 2019

    You need a great deal of panache to pull this off when you asked this question. Please give me a ring we could use you in our company.

  4. Anonymous July 31, 2019

    Wow, more skills than the actual American president.

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