He Will Have a Big Vowel Movement

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You're going to have a big vowel movement.

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  1. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    Only if he’s hiding an extra letter in his bladder because he’s limited to 7 letters!

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  2. Bart Flumpkin July 9, 2020

    Eating Scrabble tiles is how you catch the COVID.

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  3. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    Wow. Toilet humor. This site rocks. Not.

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    • Anonymous July 10, 2020

      Why are you bringing Trump into this. I mean, he loves golden showers. Everybody knows this. Especialy his Russian owner… uhm friends.

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  4. odds of that happening are close to none

  5. A Bald Headed Guy July 9, 2020

    More likely to pass “feces.”

    • Anonymous July 10, 2020

      Why are you bringing Trump into this. I mean, we all know he’s a piece of sh*t.

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    • Joe Biden July 11, 2020

      @Anon
      I agree, it reminds me when you know, I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”

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    • The genius president, speaking on Lincoln: “Great president. Most people don’t even know he was a Republican. Does anyone know? Lot of people don’t know that.” (March 22, 2017).

    • Crooked Trump July 11, 2020

      I save my criminal friends from prison.

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  6. J. Jonah Jameson July 10, 2020

    Oops, he’s a journalist now… well soon, anyway.

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    • Thank God for journalists exposing Trump for what he really is: the great pretender.

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    • And exposing themselves for what they really are. Mostly propagandists for one side or the other. Actual news has been all but replaced with political p0rn for party faithful.

    • This president keeps calling the actual news fake and a hoax. And the Right still believes the lies of this biggest conman in history.

  7. oxygen_thief July 10, 2020

    I’m stealing that gag to use at work, thanks.

  8. Sick-of-it July 10, 2020

    This site used to be fun – now it’s been reduced to the same bunch of lame a** corny jokes.

    Hasta

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    • Bob's mum July 11, 2020

      Yea, it use to be good when it did stupid cat memes and 70’s album covers.

    • Anonymous July 11, 2020

      Now it exposes idiots. Like Trumpeteers. And those are easily offended.

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  9. Many of those who have dimension pick up stuff off the floor and eat it and die of choking or intestinal blockage. This is an outrage and an insult to the mentally infirm.

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    • Internet Police July 11, 2020

      Using the name “Karen” synonymous for anoying women is an insult to any decent person named “Karen” by their parents. You shouldn’t do that.

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  10. Nor left or right July 11, 2020

    Spoken like a real rightard. So, the truth about your beloved leader Trump is offending you, snowflake. Good.

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  11. I get up at 3am read Brietbart, Fark, WhatFinger, This Site, others. I love the comments. But I have to stop after the 2nd cup of coffee as it’s time to go to work

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