Ready To Become a Republican?

Do you identify as a Christian, but like to conveniently ignore virtually every teaching of Jesus? Ask your doctor if the Republican party is right for you!

20 thoughts on “Ready To Become a Republican?”

  1. He’ll say “No!” if he’s a 10.

  2. Who’s Jesus and is he voting for me?

  3. He already did.

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  4. Relative evilness; (1) Communists, (2)National Socialists, (3)WEF, (4) The Party(D) … That Other Party(R)

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  5. Jesus was a democrat.

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  6. Unborn clumps of human cells aren’t babies. Most of Republicans aren’t humans. Lizard people.

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  7. You want a Christian Iran? Vote for Republicans.

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  8. A Republican Christian is an oxymoron.

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  9. Or just a “moron”.

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  10. I’m an agnostic and a Republican. Keep typecasting. That’s known as being bigoted.

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  11. Agnostics are just cowards afraid facing the truth. You just want to keep all options open to yourself. Just in case. You are WORSE than believers or atheists.
    So, no surprise you are a Republican.

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  12. Aren’t Republicans those guys in Texas that sample DNA from school children in order to ID their mutilated bodies in case there is a school shootings instead of preventing school shootings? Freedom, eh? Also probably nice to have all that DNA on file. *cough1984*

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  13. There is no greater blight on humanity than organized religion, except organized politics.

  14. Protect the fetus! Kll the school chldren, we don’t care!

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  15. And don’t forget, STUPID!

  16. Republican voters begin to attack democrats ad their families in their homes. Paul Pelosi was attacked by a Trumpist in his private home while his wife was away doing her duty for the American people and democracy.
    GOP is becoming the NSDAP. Trump is sending out assassins.

  17. Dems pay lip service to peace, tolerance and acceptance, but in practice, it’s only for their own followers, who agree with them, and do just what they say. So, the church was/is a democrat. Jesus, not so much.

  18. Trump murder gangs are lose and terrorize America. If you love America and freedom they are coming for you and your loved ones. Adolf did the same.

  19. Trump’s murder gangs are lose and terrorize America. If you love America and freedom they are coming for you and your loved ones. That’s what Adolf did back in the day.

  20. Awe yes Adolf, he was one cheeky bugger.

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