When Friends Say: “There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea”

Whenever your friends tell you: “Don’t worry, you’ll find someone! There are plenty of fish in the sea.” Just reply: “Sure there are. Sadly most of them look like this.” And then crawl into your bed and cry yourself to sleep.

Whenever your friends tell you: "Don't worry, you'll find someone! There are plenty of fish in the sea." Just reply: "Sure there are. Sadly most of them look like this." And then crawl into your bed and cry yourself to sleep.

28 thoughts on “When Friends Say: “There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea””

  1. So…they all look like modern feminists?

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  2. Incel pain. 😂

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  3. Billions of people and many people have never been lonelier.

  4. It’s just like voting.

  5. Yeah, I got stuck with one those fish in the sea Cretans.
    She was quite the catch at first, but as the day wore on
    I could hardly wait for the opportunity to throw her back.
    I still to this day have night mares thinking about that
    horrible day.

  6. So you dated a feminist? It makes feminists butt hurt when you compare them to their cousins!

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  7. “Yup” is about to be cancelled!

  8. Might I recommend fishing at a resettlement camp, nogo zone or a Hamas tunnel. Sure to catch something there.

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  9. Why do we even have comments?

  10. Same reason Reddit has comments! You could always go back there if you miss your safe space.

  11. They delete all the interesting comments which just leaves… well you see.

  12. Junk. Like the commenters.

  13. Awww, you precious little mongoloid! Welcome to the club!

  14. Point taken.

  15. Of course. Just insults.

  16. Why have the up/down vote option when the site controls the function? Just get rid of it so you don’t have to spend time censoring votes. There, I fixed it for you. Socialist Monkeys.

  17. They are only doing those things to you. Your are the victim here.

  18. This is a private site. They can censor and do what they want. It’s their stuff, not yours. That’s freedom.

  19. Said the Maoists shill.

  20. What? There isn’t more capitalist thing than owning your own site and deleting your stupid comments. And Mao was an idiot.

  21. Capitalism built Western Civilization. Communism/Socialism killed over 100 million people in the last century and still you have people out here shilling for it. Psychopaths.

  22. Is that what you learn in capitalist school? Fun fact: All systems killed millions because people – yeah, let’s call them psychopaths – are involved.

  23. Killing governments start with simpletons blindly following a leader that calls people “poison of the blood” and “vermin”.

  24. Make no mistake, the people that illegally invade other people’s countries will never BE representatives of those country’s. They will forever be known as foreign invaders to the people whose laws they violated to illegally enter their countries. They, their children and there children’s children. Although nothing may be said, they will be avoided.

  25. So, America is one giant war crime?

  26. The word America is no where in the comment. Interesting how you thought it applied only to American. All countries are suffering from this invasion.

  27. Whataboutism. Doesn’t work anymore.

  28. Whataboutism.. haha

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