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  1. Anonymous April 4, 2020

    That’s such an old joke that it’s not funny any more.

    • Orangebeard April 4, 2020

      Old as piracy. USA is stealing mask deliveries worldwide from other countries.

    • Iggy Bunnyhop April 4, 2020

      I grok you pain comrade. Everyday I run through Luton (UK) as part of my morning exercise I depend on my machete and N95 mask to combat the “Asian” horde. Not fair that the Amerikans confiscate contractually obligated masks back to the homeland. Curses on them.

    • Anonymous April 4, 2020

      Like the EU countries would tolerate their own manufacturers profiteering, and giving the USA favored buyer status, while their own supplies were critical? Right…

    • Anonymous April 4, 2020

      Most EU countries banned the export of masks and other safty gear. Stick your alternate facts where the orange never shines, Trumpboy.

    • @OrangeBeard. Jesus mate stop complaining, we all know Americans are more important than the rest of humanity. Anyone, once Trump has saved the US he will take of his magic mask of ‘Infinite Stupidity’ and save the rest of the world.

    • Anonymous April 9, 2020

      It’s kinda true bro

  2. The SNS website, till 2 days ago. April 4, 2020

    Strategic National Stockpile is the nation’s largest supply of life-saving pharmaceuticals and medical supplies for use in a public health emergency severe enough to cause local supplies to run out. When state, local, tribal, and territorial responders request federal assistance to support their response efforts, the stockpile ensures that the right medicines and supplies get to those who need them most during an emergency. Organized for scalable response to a variety of public health threats, this repository contains enough supplies to respond to multiple large-scale emergencies simultaneously.

  3. Anonymous April 4, 2020

    Wow. That escalated quickly.

  4. Trump 2020 April 4, 2020

    Why would America send masks to a doomed country. Slavery in the UK is up 52%. Where do you imbeciles think that came from? Your country, your way of life is ending before your eyes and you do nothing. Demographics alone is your death sentence, but the people you have allowed to occupy your country will eat you alive. And God have mercy on your daughters. You ignore that as well. You are useiess and weak. And your orange man bad lunacy while your own country dies is ridiculous.

    • God has abandoned you. April 4, 2020

      The British banned slavery long before the USA did. In the 1960s you still had race laws. Your nation was founded by criminals and religious madmen – and still shows. With your ludicrous president and his incompetent staff you are the doomed country. First covid-19 will rage, then you’ll kill each other over what’s left in a broken society with your holy guns. You’ll bleed out. Food for the wolves.

  5. Trump 2020 April 5, 2020

    Ill take whats never going to happen for a thousand Alex. You see, you ignore whats happening before your own eyes. Acid attacks, stabbings, rape gangs occupied portions of your own country where you cant even go. Its not our media that says slavery is up 52%, its yours. America will always be here because Americans will always be here. Now and forever. Theres a reason we are the richest most powerful country the world has ever seen. We mock you people.

    • Hm, yeah. April 5, 2020

      I’m not British.
      And stop reading/watching Rupert’s fake media. It eatsyour brain.
      Most Americans were killed when your criminal ancestors arrived. Even the Mexicans were there before you. You stole Texas from them, remember?
      There is no forever. I’ve seen other empires fall apart.
      The USA aren’t exactly the richest country. Most of the numbers are debts. Because your domestic production is failing to produce any yield. Your social system is worse than some in underdevelopted countries. Your healthcare shows it’s not existent except for the 1% – people are requested to die for the economy! Your infrastructure is a mess and ailing. Your style of living is mostly 19th century. You have no own identity – you still define yourselves by your various foreign ancestry. For most Americans the US are a 3rd world country.
      Everyone else mocks you while you flounce loudly through the streets with an overjoyed grin and the illusion of superiority.

    • Asteriod of Facts April 5, 2020

      By the way. over 400,000 people in the US live in slavery. This places the US before the UK per capita.

  6. Apollo Snowball April 5, 2020

    I always ask my health care provider if the treatment is WHO approved so I can feel confident that it was appoved by the Chinese Communist Party and Winnie the Poh.

  7. Dr. John Boy April 5, 2020

    That poor woman suffering under socialized healthcare’s resource rationing method of delayed diagnosis. If only there was a for profit medical solution for her to use to see a doctor immediately.

    • Dr. D. Facts, Rightard Healer April 5, 2020

      To bad it is the other way around. Social healthcare systems work perfectly. If one doesn’t it’s because of the country it is placed in. Like the UK, where nothing ever really works but everyone ignores it and calls it superior. Or Italy where no one cares if something works – until it is too late. Countries with a proper work ethos seem to have health care systems that work fine so far.
      Yours isn’t among them. The US are a 3rd world country when it comes healthcare.

    • Sadly, the current US system is not only inferior to most European socialized health care systems but also more expensive.

    • @Dr john boy April 6, 2020

      That was sarcasm, right?

      The for profit system in the US is the most expensive system on the planet, and the results show it’s not very good either.

      My insurance sucks, but I can’t select a new one until I get a different job. That’s not a free enterprise system. If you don’t have a job, insurance is insanely expensive. That sucks too.

  8. Trump 2020 April 5, 2020

    Its always interesting to me that criticism of the US always starts with the founding. We Americans are the best at conquest. Europe used to be but they got soft and gave all their guns and power to their Governments. Governments that are now using immigration policies that destroy your culture and eventually your countries. Not that you will DO anything about it. As I said earlier you are useless and weak. You cant even defend your women and children. Here, in todays America, you criticize New York, Baltimore, Philly etc… and your right to do so. But those failed democratic cities are a very small part of America. Tourists see the coastal cities, the Left dominated cities. They rarely visit the real America. Funny that people travel from all over the world to access our “third world healthcare”. And how could you not have a good healthcare system. You have no military. American tax payers cover that for you weak worthless worms. You will be gone in 20 years. Replaced by…. well you know. And you DO nothing. Which is your greatest skill now sadly.

    • Start watching the real news in stead of your republican propaganda. The percentage of muslim immigrants in Europe is less than a third of the percentage hispanics in the USA.

    • Dr. D. Facts, Rightard Healer April 5, 2020

      Best at conquest. I see. Like Afghanistan, or Vietnam, Iraq maybe… or Syria.. well… Texas, yeah, Texas! ‘Murica! Lalala, can’t you see? blablabla… hmhmhm… hm…
      People have immigrated to Europe since the dawn of time. It’s still here. You on the other hand eliminate yourselves from the inside.
      The rest of your post is the usual BS and populist fake stories. I will not comment the excrements of your mind.

    • I think you mean #swampKing2020 April 6, 2020

      ‘Visit the real america’ – What B.S. The towers fell in NYC. Did you support them or not? I’m living in a deep red state and it’s run by a some real idiots. I can live with that though.

      It’s United we stand, divided we fall. What side are you on?

  9. Trump 2020 April 5, 2020

    Yes. But Hispanics are mostly Christians with strong family values. Values that keep a country strong. Unlike you weak sniveling countries. I’m not a republican. I’m American. And have seen first hand what’s happened to Paris, to London to most of the EU countries. GB got out but perhaps not in time. You can scream and shout all you like. Your countries, and your way of life is ending. Suck it up buttercup. You let it happen.

    • You are not a republican, Trump 2020?

    • Family values and Trump don’t belong together at all.

      The swamp is overflowing now. Turned out Trump had no intention of draining it.

    • You haven’t seen anything. You probably never left your state or even your county. You are a lier.
      Our countries in Europe won’t end. We’ll recover quickly after corona like we always did. You bombed us into the stone age once and now your president riles with envy into our direction because you suck at economy and we are wealthy enough for healthcare for all. Worse, we formed a union and it is outranking the US in almost every aspect. You on the other hand are dying like flies on the streets and in overwhelmed hospitals. Your dead family members are stored in food trucks in the back alleys behind the hospitals because there is no way to dig graves that fast. I pity you.

  10. Trump 2020 April 5, 2020

    One more thing, we didn’t want to conquer the Middle East, who would. We only wanted to establish bases there so that we could keep the oil flowing to Europe and Japan and our other allies. America is now the number one oil producer so WE don’t need it. But YOU do. So your welcome.

  11. Hic sunt leones April 6, 2020

    A really not that good of a joke kick off a really funny discussion whit lots of lunny opinions, virtual shouting and strange arguments! Not bad for a joke recycling website!

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