Therapist Meme: So… What Brought You Here?

Taking everything literally is such a blast! Someone tells me to “hold your horses,” and suddenly, I’m running a freaking petting zoo. “Break a leg?” Thanks for the hospital visit, buddy. And when you say “hit the books,” don’t be surprised if your precious novels come back with a few new creases. It’s a riot when “pulling someone’s leg” turns into an actual wrestling match, and “raining cats and dogs” makes me wonder if you’ve lost your damn mind and gone completely batshit crazy. His wife is no fun at all, he should divorce her.

So what brought you here? My husband takes everything literally. And what about you? My feet and my car.

What’s It Like To Be a Parent?

If your kids ever ask you what’s it like to be a parent, you can use this method. Or you can just keep interrupting them until they start to cry. Please keep coming back to this site for more great parenting advice!

My children wanted to know what it was like to be a mother. So I woke them up at 2 am to tell them that my sock came off.