So… What’s Your Zodiac Sign?

Move over, Aries, Gemini, and Pisces! Those ancient behemoths stomped their way into the celestial chart eons ago, leaving all other signs in the dust. Dinosaur is the best zodiac sign!

So... What's your zodiac sign? Dinosaur. But that one doesn't even exist. None of them exist.

What Is The Perfect Date For Valentine’s Day?

Can you imagine the chaos if Valentine’s Day fell on January 3rd? It’d be like waking up to Christmas carols in June! People would be scrambling for heart-shaped chocolates right after they’ve just recovered from their New Year’s hangover. It would make no sense. February 14th is just fine.

What is the perfect date for Valentine's Day? February 14th is just fine.

Turtle Shadow: Pretty Awesome Special Skill

Making a turtle shadow is actually a very in-demand skill in the job market. Other highly highly sought after skills include proficiency in speaking fluent gibberish, imitating the sound of a dial-up internet connection, and sculpting intricate structures out of chewing gum.

Do you have any special skills? Look, a turtle!

Funny Dark Humor Comics by Jake Thompson

Jake Thompson, also known as Jake Likes Onions, is a popular webcomic artist known for his extremely dark sense of humor. His comics often feature absurd and surreal situations, exploring themes of everyday life, relationships, and society with a unique twist. Scroll down to see our favorite picks and don’t forget to check out Jake’s book on Amazon! Ranging from the relatable to the utterly nonsensical and bizarre, his book focuses on themes of loneliness, desperation, and failure.

Funny dark humor comic by Jake Thompson.

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