Cash Only: Take Your Cream Cheese Elsewhere

These days many people are trying to pay for stuff with all kinds of weird currencies. It all started when Bitcoin became popular. After that thousands of weird shitcoins emerged. Now it’s getting even worse – some guys want to pay for things with cream cheese!

I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Sorry, we only take cash.

AI-Generated Pics: Donald Trump & Joe Biden as Best Friends

We know how much you love to fight in the comments about politics, but wouldn’t it be great if we all could just come together as best friends and put our political preferences aside? Just imagine the world where Joe Biden and Donald Trump build a snowman together or feed each other fistfuls of spaghetti! Wouldn’t it be amazing? Scroll down to get inspired, fill your heart with joy and love for your fellow men!

Biden and Trump - the best friends ever.

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A Very Responsible Man: The Perfect Employee

Employers are always on a lookout for responsible employees stating that they are looking for someone who is very responsible. This guy has the perfect answer, so we’re are pretty sure that telling recruiters “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.” is exactly what they want to hear.

We're looking for someone who's responsible. I am very responsible. In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

He’s Just a Poe Boy, Nobody Loves Him

While looking at his Poe boy meme, you will definitely start hearing Bohemian Rhapsody in your head. How do we know that? Because human brain is easily manipulated – it’s just a slightly electrically charged piece of meat.

I'm just a Poe boy, nobody loves me, he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family.