I used to have a house, wife, children, a cat, a garage full of wonderful
tools, and the worlds largest Television.
One day I went to the casino, and when I returned my, wife, children, cat,
tools, and television were gone. All I have left is this house, and garage
both empty, but with a 3600.00/ month mortgage and utilities due.
I used to have a house, wife, children, a cat, a garage full of wonderful
tools, and the worlds largest Television.
One day I went to the casino, and when I returned my, wife, children, cat,
tools, and television were gone. All I have left is this house, and garage
both empty, but with a 3600.00/ month mortgage and utilities due.
Smart wife.
“I used to have a wife”. Larp detected.
Why’d you have to spoil this remarkable pun meme?
Because he chose cerebral minimalism.