You People Make Jesus Sad

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His dad gave you free will, but you use it to wear Crocs... What's wrong with you?

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  1. If Jesus were real his main concern would be people like Republicans, terrorists, churches and other vile characters justifying their attrocities in his name.

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    • Rabbi Schmuley August 29, 2021

      Sarah Silverman said she’d kill Jesus when he comes back. But she’ll have to wait her turn while he first will have to survive Planned Parenthood trying to murder him, Joe Biden trying to vaccinate him, and mentally ill people trying to castrate him and call him Shirley.

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    • If Jesus were real, his Crocs would have little cross-shaped holes instead of round ones.

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    • It’s a sign of idiocracy that Americans are against planned parenthood. They don’t want you to “kill” a lump of cells, but are ok that your child dies of hunger or is executed on the electric chair once it is born. Hipocrits.

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    • Prolifers are pro we need slave drones. Women are just cattle for them.

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    • Norma McCorvey August 29, 2021

      If only those who support Planned Parenthood had the conviction to live be their beliefs and not breed this would settle itself in a generation. The #RoeEffect is real

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    • That’s what actually is happening. Only the morons thrive. The more stupid a couple is the more children they get.
      Never seen “Idiocracy”. Was planned as a fictional movie but has become a documentary. Look it up.

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  2. As a corollary, most humans have access the the knowledge of the world in their palms of their hands with mobile phones. Yet we choose to use our phones to send d-pics, watch kitten videos, perform annoying prank antics for likes, and gossip about each other. Choosing crocs is the least of the bad choices.

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    • Excellent

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    • That’s true. People are too dumb for this world. That’s why planned parenthood should be obligatory for trumpvoters and antivaxxers – ok, the last once do the job themselves.

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    • Norma McCorvey August 31, 2021

      :That’s why planned parenthood should be obligatory for trumpvoters and antivaxxers:
      If everyone who supported Planned Parenthood just inverted it’s procedure all of these problems would be solved.

  3. Now do Islam ☪️. Oh I forgot you only attack Christians on this site.

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    • Bringer of Truth August 29, 2021

      Christians are the only people who’s religion is strong enough to withstand criticism. Weaker and inferior religions/creeds cry out in pain as they stike you. Christians are smart enough to turn the othe cheek when weaker men lash out from self-loathing over their seperation from Christ.

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    • No religion can withstand critisism. That’s why religious people of all faiths, christians too, react with violence when critizied.
      Muslims cut your head of, Christians shoot you in the back. The end result is the same. Critic is dead. “God’s will” has been done.

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    • Take a chill pill. This post is not even criticizing Christ or Christianity. The quip from Jesus is lamenting that people are given free will but they choose to buy ugly shoes. There is nothing in the cartoon that criticizes God or Jesus. You can substitute crocs for golden calves and Jesus would be still lamenting the bad choices people make despite their freedom of choice. :P

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    • oh boo hoo! Whoa is me!

      I’m such a victim. Leave Christianity alone!

      (meanwhile, guys like this are on twitter:” let me tell you about all those snowflake liberals and cancel culture!! ” )

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    • Christianity used to be where islam is now. They are just some hundred years behind. But christianity is still as rotten to its core like all the other religions.

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  4. When you’re up to your @$$ in Crocs, it’s easy to forget you promised to drain the swamp…

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  5. You people don’t make allah mad; mooslims are indoctrinated to be crazy and violent, anyway.

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