The Funniest Pride Signs

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  1. Salzigtal June 11, 2018

    Pick an abomination, shrimp cocktails, scarves or sodomy:

    Leviticus 11:12 “Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you”.

    Leviticus 19:19 “Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee”.

    Leviticus 20:13: “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death, their blood is upon them.”

    • Goober the Not So Funny These Days June 12, 2018

      ****wit

    • Leviticus 10:9: “Do not drink wine or strong drink, you or your sons, when you go into the Tent
      of Meeting, lest you die; it shall be a statute forever in all your generations.” (There goes Holy Communion.)

      Leviticus 12: “If a woman conceives and bears a male child, she shall be unclean seven days, unclean as during her monthly discomfort. And on the eighth day the child shall be circumcised.
      Then she shall remain [separated] thirty-three days to be purified [from her loss] of blood; she shall touch no hallowed thing nor come into the [court of the] sanctuary until the days of her
      purifying are over. But if the child she bears is a girl, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in
      her periodic impurity, and she shall remain separated sixty-six days to be purified [from her loss] of blood. When the days of her purifying are completed, whether for a son or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb a year old for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a turtledove for a sin offering to the door of the Tent of Meeting to the priest.” (And what is the priest supposed to do with a lamb and a pigeon?)

      Leviticus 19:19: “You shall not let your domestic animals breed with a different kind [of animal]”. (So, no labradoodles.)

      Leviticus 19:27: “You shall not round the corners of the hair of your heads nor trim the corners
      of your beard”. (The Bible doesn’t want you to look smart.)

      Leviticus 19:33-34: “And if a stranger dwells temporarily with you in your land, you shall not
      suppress and mistreat him. But the stranger who dwells with you shall be to you as one born among you; and you shall love him as yourself.” (I’m sure we all treat foreigners and immigrants in this way.)

  2. Lunatics should stay out of gays’ lives and everybody (including gays) should stay out of somebody else’s children education.
    The major problems here are the extremists:
    – extremist religious people trying to dictate their agenda to somebody else’s sexual life
    – extremist LGBT people going after young children trying to push their agenda against the parents’ will

    • Of course this post is not covering the LGBT extremists, just the religious ones

  3. Mr. Truffles June 12, 2018

    I don’t give a rat’s ass about what you do in your home, just don’t push your agenda EVERYWHERE you can. This is not about gay rights, it’s about normalizing homosexuality. They are the minority yet they act like they’re the majority.

    • Yeah, I don’t go around telling everyone how proud I am to be straight. I really don’t want to hear how proud someone else is to be gay.

  4. This one has to be the funniest yet: https://bit.ly/2LNDirf
    But don’t tell them, you’ll ruin the surprice!

  5. NEWS FLASH June 13, 2018

    Fred Phelps is dead. Go home.

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