Meet Myrna Tellingheusen: The Funniest Grandma On Twitter


Every once in a while, a Twitter account comes around that is actually worth checking out. And this time it belongs to Myrna Tellingheusen, aka the funniest grandma on Twitter.

Men can't be trusted with important decisions.

15 items or less, people!

Grandma is always plotting revenge.

Classic Roberta. She deserved it.

Mildred's cat is missing...

Everything happens for a reason.

Do I really have to?!

Everyone else is always wrong.

Never settle for less!

Sorry, everyone. Not gonna happen again.

The nerve of that woman...

There, I said it.

Life advice from grandma.

I do not lose my temper.

Those damn hippies!

I don't throw shade. I launch it.

Moments of anger are the best times to peel hard boiled eggs.

Dammit, Bernice...

Damn biased journalists!

I am looking for a way to laminate my rage.


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  1. PuzzledofLondon. November 2, 2018

    Um. Ok.

  2. Extra gluten is hysterical but I disagree on peeling eggs while angry. I can’t imagine a more irritating thing to try to do than peel a tedious, stuck egg shell bit by tiny, tiny little bit while angry.

    • It does not necessarily mean doing it in a way the egg is still recognizable afterwards.

  3. SpyTech Where Abouts Checker November 3, 2018

    The “express” or 15 items or less lane has been replaced by self checkout which is inherently anti-crazy-grandma. I deem these posts fake-news and demand my money back.

    • Supermarkets that try to pull that one, and get customers to ring items up unpaid, no longer have the custom of folk who don’t like to be treated with disdain, and taken for granted.

  4. This is here still.????

  5. skeptical... November 6, 2018

    I think its quite obvious that this is not a real person.

  6. They still have 15 items or less at Wal-Mart

  7. Grannie Shazammie April 7, 2019

    I want to meet this DoppleGanger of mine. She has stolen my personality of self righteous indignity and consummate sarcasm. Me must have had the same snarky mother and disfunctional father…

  8. Spot on with the vanilla extract, Myrna! Tell it like it is!

  9. Anonymous May 7, 2021

    I’m not even old and I also put my items on the conveyor belt in order. I get irritate when the bagger/cashier completely ignores that and puts the orange juice in the same bag as the sugar, or canned goods in with the bread. Then they act snobby, or ignore me, when I tell them to take it out. I’m like, “Ok. Have fun being replaced by machines.”

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