20 Churches That Surprised Everyone With a Great Sense of Humor

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Some people think that churches are boring and pastors don’t have a good sense of humor. Scroll down to see why these people are wrong.

Stop praying for snow. Start praying for world peace!

God needs spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

Sin bad, Jesus good, come inside for more details.

Proof that evolution is not true.

Some questions can't be answered by Google.

Jesus had 2 dads and he turned out just fine.

The first humans not to read Apple terms and conditions.

Honk if you love Jesus!

He just did exactly what they asked.

What is the most powerful position?

The definition of forgiveness.

Brilliant church sign.

Church parking only!

Are you looking for a sign?

God never makes misteaks.

Walmart is not the only saving place.

Hilarious church sign.

Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.

Funny church sign.

Awesome church sign.

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  1. Is the first joke supposed to be funny because everyone knows prayer doesn’t actually do anything, or because god could bring peace to the world but won’t?

    • From The Pacific miniseries:

      Eugene B. Sledge : Well, what we do is up to us. He gives us a choice.
      PFC Robert Leckie : Free will, right. ‘Cept he’s God, of course, so he knows what we’re gonna do before we do it.
      Eugene B. Sledge : Predestination.
      PFC Robert Leckie : So the whole game is fixed by the will of Gramps on his throne while we’re down here for what? His entertainment? That makes us chumps, or God’s a sadist and either way, I got no use for him.

    • From Storm of the Century:

      Mike Anderson: Well, there’s part of that story that’s never been written down. After the contest for Job’s soul was over and God wins, Job falls to his knees and says, “God, why have you done this to me? All my life I worshipped you and you destroyed my livestock, you blighted my crops, you KILLED my wife AND my children, you gave me a hundred horrible diseases… and all because you had a bet going with the Devil? Well, okay, but all I want to know Lord, is… all your humble servant wants to know is… WHY ME? Job waits… and just as he’s convinced that God isn’t gonna answer him, a thunderhead forms in the sky. Lightning flashes and a voice calls down… “Job… I guess there’s just something about you that pisses me off!”

  2. The third one.

  3. I like the forth.

  4. The Real Anon February 12, 2019

    Sadly, while funny, way too many of those were photoshopped, rather than real signs

    • To Anonymous… I heard Epicurus is lined up for a TED talk and will soon have his own Podcast.

  5. 1) If God is unable to prevent evil, then he is not all-powerful.
    2) If God is not willing to prevent evil, then he is not all-good.
    3) If God is both willing and able to prevent evil, then why does evil exist?
    – Epicurus, 347-270 BC

    • Wow, something that some idiot wrote over two thousand years ago. I have to check him out. Does he have a radio show or something. Was he a Rams or Patriot fan?

    • The Lone Wonderer February 14, 2019

      It’s not any deity’s job to prevent evil. It’s ours to keep the good.
      Don’t use religion or beliefs of any kind to stop yourself becoming a better person. Don’t EVER say “God made me this way” or “you probably react that way because you’re a Sagittarius” without expecting a high five in the face. With a chair.

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