“Yoga Joes” Toy Soldiers Encourage People To Do Yoga (Not War)

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Designed by Dan Abramson, Yoga Joes is a set of green army men doing yoga poses with a clear message: do yoga not war! Each soldier demonstrates the proper posture for their yoga pose, meaning that the figurines are pretty useful learning tools for yoga beginners. There are three sets available on Amazon: Set 1, Set 2, and Set 3. Someone should get these for Vladimir Putin…

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

Why do war when you can do yoga?

If you wish to support the “do yoga not war” message, there are three sets of Yoga Joes available on Amazon: Set 1, Set 2, and Set 3.

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  1. The second one is actually a model of the posture Biden assumes whenever he deals with Putin or Xi.

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    • πŸ₯ΈπŸ–• February 15, 2022

      Sounds like someone is suffering from a bit of Biden Derangement Syndrome
      πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    • TitsForTatoos February 15, 2022

      Biden Derangement Syndrome…you mean dementia?

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  2. Oh did Putin or Xi arm the Canadian Protesters, installs rocket bases and plans to bring civil rights to US by drones?

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  3. Image the armies, ordered by Putin and Biden to attack each other. But the soldiers… “Nah, I’m good.”
    That would be the right kind of revolution we all need.

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    • this is the kind of “non”thinking that results in World Wars and totalitarian take-overs. Wishful thinking needs to take a distant second place to reality.

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    • Ah, a black&whiter. Only if one side thinks and acts like that. But I can see how such mind games are too complex for a simple mind.

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    • If biden and putin hate each other so much, we should give biden an assault rifle and a gopro and push him out of a plane over russia and watch on tv how he gets on.

      Leave us out of it.

  4. This is biden’s New Ghey Army, right?

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  5. Concerned citizen February 15, 2022

    Fire this turd, then makes sure you only enlist people whom like a good fight.

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  6. Canadians are now seeing the true nature of the lil marxist Trudeau. He has lower numbers the Biden.

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  7. Trudeau is the face of all Leftist. Now you see. Get all your money out of the Banks as fast as you can.

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    • Great observation from the faceless Anonymous.

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    • Americans have no idea what “left” means. You need real communism, not the globalist identity-politics kumbaya shit Libs are peddling.

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  8. This is akin to wishing for healthy choices at a fast food joint, by encouraging that minimum wage teen behind the counter to change the menu. The soldiers on the ground only provide what we the populace, through our poorly chosen leaders, have ordered. πŸͺ–πŸ”

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  9. Welcome to Germany in the 1930s Canada.

  10. Canada is a banana republic now with a dictator and a failing economy. Canadians are no longer allowed to give their opinions on anything. Only idiots would have re-elected Black face, three time convicted liar Justine Pierre Castro Trudeau, or Socks, as the rest of the world refers to him.

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    • Canada beats the US on most levels. US doesn’t even have bananas. Except rightards that are bananas.

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    • You Great Leader can empty your bank accounts if you disagree with his ideology. Living in a sealed up prison where people can’t even leave the country, where the police come to your door over a Facebook post. No.. your North Korea now and you’ve lost the right to criticize any country. Not with Lil Hitler running yours. Canada, a former free enlightened country has become everything they hate. Your opinions on anything are meaningless now. So go bow down to your leader, Justine. justine πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

    • I’m not Canadian. But I’d rather live there than in the United Murder States of America where the government can legally kill you if they see you as a threat or lock you up without a trial indefinitely.
      As you are terrible person you are propably alt-right there where you belong. With the rest of the criminals.

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  11. Good. Don’t come here. It’s awesome, I mean awful.

    • Why would I come there? I don’t visit the USA for the same reasons I don’t dive dumpsters. Too much “trash” in there.

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    • Wish the millions of people the Biden crime family is letting into the country illegally felt the same way. But sadly I guess they are all just to stupid to stay out of the worst country on earth. Is that what your saying? Only stupid people try to sneak into the US? Good to know.

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    • How’s Trump’s campaign to jail going? The noose around his neck is getting tighter. The crook and traitor Trump has been exposed. Looks like Americas immune system is still working.

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  12. Trump? Oh you mean that guy your still beating it to. Come on man.. we know no one loves him like you do but no one cares about orange clown anymore. Find a healthier sex addiction. He’s gross.

    • You bore me.

    • I’m not orange and fat with small hands so of course your not attracted. Hey, love is love right? You go girl, or boy or wolfkin trans pan sexual dwarf lover.. whatever. We love ya!

    • I doubt you are capable of love.

  13. Just tired of hearing about the fat orange clown all the time. It gets old.

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  14. Diaper Rash Ointment February 20, 2022

    Now that Trump is out of power it seems like all of the little crybabies have extra time and need mommy to change their diapers and help them take a nap. Have some diaper rash ointment. That will help with the pain of reality that you and Trump are total turds.

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    • You leftists and your criminal leaders will be brought to justice and history will not be kind to you.

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    • No one is talking about Frump but you. It’s a twisted sex thing we know. Every time you type his name your get a chubby and that’s fine. Just reach for the hand lotion some place else. Like Covid, sane people have moved on from people who β€œuse to be”. We’re more concerned with people who β€œAre”. Like brainless #Blackface Hitler.

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    • Trump stood up against Trudeau. He protected America.

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    • But who protects America against Trump…?

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    • China Joe and #blackface Hiller have your back.. with the long knives πŸ”ͺ.

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