Weird Instagram Trend: Glitter Beards

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Meanwhile on Instagram, men have been covering their beards with colorful glitter… For those who wish to participate in this trend and help to pollute our planet with microplastics here’s what you should do: Step 1: Grow a beard. Step 2: Put some glitter in it. Step 3: Post a picture on Instagram with #GlitterBeards hashtag. Step 4: Collect your likes and feel a little famous for a moment.

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  1. Anonymous June 20, 2022

    Such manly men.

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  2. What is happening to masculinity? Enough of this girly boy crap.
    Time to put these mixed sex creatures back in the closet.

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    • Anonymous June 21, 2022

      “Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times.” G. Michael Hopf

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    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      Sounds like something old men tell themselves to feel better about their own weak past.

  3. Anonymous June 21, 2022

    Democrat voters for Buttigieg!

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  4. Anonymous June 21, 2022

    This is what the Left does to men.

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  5. Fauci's Ukrain Lab Administrator June 21, 2022

    They may catch that Pride Pox thang going around. On the plus side it may be color coordinated with the glitter.

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  6. Anonymous June 21, 2022

    Why do incels get so triggered by gays?

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    • Because even gay men have more intercourse than incels. Sad lot.

  7. Im betting that none of you keyboard warriors are very manly – judging by your need to categorize what ‘masculinity’ is or isn’t – im guessing that you have an idealized image of the perfect man in your mind – it’s okay – you can come out the closet –

    Seriously though – why is it always the R’s that get so worked up about the gays? you spend half of your time railing about gov’t in your lives (school curriculum, pandemic mandates, gun control {other mindless grievances by mindless individuals}) – but then go full fascist when its regarding other peoples rights? the GOP is now floating the idea of getting rid of the Federal Reserve, the 16th Amendment and allowing religion to be taught in public schools – R’s have gone into a full loop of stupidity – in their quest for ‘Freedom’ (freely dumb – more like it) they have started to promote the same ideals as the Taliban……..good job GOP!

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  8. Anonymous June 22, 2022

    Republicans like guns because they are not masculine. They are all scared snowflakes Unable to put up fists, they can pull a finger though! I’ve loved all over the country in rural and urban environments, in both locations the Republicans I met were cowardly and afraid, hence their desire to own a weapon to give themselves comfort. I say it again, I’ve never met a republican that is . They are always I’ll educated and over compensating

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    • Anonymous June 22, 2022

      I’ve never met a republican that is manly ***

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    • Anonymous June 22, 2022

      You’ve never met a Republican. Only Rinos and and the things in the photo above. Sad.

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    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      We don’t have Republicans here. But many similar groups and parties. I think your analysis is correct.

  9. Believe I’m not sad to only have met the better half of the gop – rinos are the MAGA crowd definition of reasonable persons – it’s sad that you believe in the lute’s that have been spoon fed

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  10. Ha. GAAAAAAAY!

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  11. Anonymous June 23, 2022

    In response to a previous idiotic comment— Republicans don’t get worked up about gays, trans, and drag queens. They get worked up about gays, trans and drag queens trying to falsely make everyone think that there are far many of them in the real world than there actually are.
    Guess what? There aren’t. If they were actually happy with the way they lived, they wouldn’t feel the irrepressible urge to convert others, but I guess misery loves company.
    As for guns— I am very proud that before Obama became president all I had was an inherited single shot .22 caliber rifle that had cost my father $13 when it was new! It was 40 years old.
    I served 3 years in the army and was qualified as an expert on an M-16.
    When I got out, all I had was that $13 -.22 single shot rifle.
    Then the Dems decided to try to ban guns. I saw a pattern. The Dems would anxiously wait for a shooting that made the news and then try to pass strict useless laws.
    Smith and Wesson stock would then skyrocket until things cooled off again. When things died down, I would buy the stock. When more gun grabbing would reoccur, I’d sell at a big profit. I repeated this same tactic several more times. It was like clockwork. It was the easiest money I ever made in my life.
    I ended up using those profits to buy an AR-15, 2 other rifles, 3 pistols, and two revolvers. My latest purchase was a $2000 Bernelli tactical semi-auto shotgun. I also joined the NRA.
    I would like the libs on here to know that not only did they pay for every one of those guns (and ammo), and my NRA membership, but I wouldn’t have never bought any of them if they hadn’t tried to tell me I shouldn’t have them!
    Since most libs feel we are religious zealots, I also declare that I’m an agnostic (at best) and almost all of my conservative friends are also. We are not bible thumpers. You just portray us as that. Trying to portray an entire segment of people as being the same is the definition of bigotry in case you are interested.
    Although I’m not religious, if I could, I’d swear on a bible that all of the above is the absolute truth.
    In the meantime, I suggest you continue with your highly successful placement of “No Gun Zone” signs. I hear they’ve been working great in Chicago and other large Democratically run cities!

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    • Anonymous June 23, 2022

      Scared and cowardly – just like what was said – you pointed out your off of victims – kudos I guess?
      You have got to be kidding that you think people are actively trying to convert people – that is some weird s it to say
      I’m not trying to portray you as a Bible thumper – the gop members who express faith and god and Christianity profess a preferred version of Jesus’ teachings

      The fact remains though that for all your high talk on American idealism and necessity to protect our rights the gop are actively trying to defend over throwing the will of the people

      I’d love to hear your response about defending a tyrannous president trying to cling to power through fear and lies

      Your party is actively lying and letting foundation to subvert the American democratic system but you posted how you make profits in gun slinging based on responses by the populace after horrific crimes-

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    • Anonymous June 23, 2022

      Haha this guy just proves he’s an idiot. He buys guns and stock in the manufacturer as if that is some savvy business dealings. Guy youre a joke. It’s crazy to me how stupid and out of touch the gop members are

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    • Anonymous June 23, 2022

      Didn’t you just portray an entire group of people in your dumb ass post?

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    • Anonymous June 23, 2022

      Yah I agree with the replies. You also used double negatives throughout your stupid rant. So who knows what you mean. Maybe get a grip of the English language you dumb f

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    • Anonymous June 23, 2022

      Yah I agree with the replies. You also used double negatives throughout your stupid rant. So who knows what you mean. Maybe get a grip of the English language

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    • Funny guy June 30, 2022

      Conservatives are easy prey. Every funny man knows that.

  12. Ugh my guy – the top ten most murderous states by per capita are almost exclusively red states – might want to check up on that research – blue states have more people – but if you compare the rate of burger against ratio of population red states are by far more dangerous

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  13. Anonymous June 23, 2022

    Guns don’t people. People kill people. Grow up. 85% of gun deaths are suicides. Besides, the Left believes there are to many people on earth anyway so why all the whining.

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    • Anonymous June 23, 2022

      So the pro-lifers should be anti-gunners.

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    • Anonymous June 24, 2022

      This is the dumbest argument one can make – with this kind of logic – nukes don’t kill people either – should we be able to own nukes? Grow up? I can’t my child was shot by a republican with a gun

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    • ^ second that – so nothing should be illegal? Drugs don’t kill people – people investing drugs do – let’s legalize all of that.

      The gop put up a fight to protect this “right” to own weapons of mass murder – but also try to police every other right to the point of a vanishing return of that right – once again a republican comes in to prove how Utterly ill prepared they are to critically think

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    • “So the pro-lifers should be anti-gunners.”
      You broke his brain.

  14. Anonymous June 24, 2022

    To think people that night into trumps bs are able to critically think is a critical mistake

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    • Anonymous June 24, 2022

      Bought * into

    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      Following Trump is like following Hitler, Musollini, Stalin, Mao, Putin, Erdowan or any other autocrat in history. Critical thinking was not involved in any of those cases.

  15. Concerned citizen June 24, 2022

    Too many social benefits , and promises for more have created most of the
    inflation. Democrats promise more freebies to gain votes. More homeless
    people live in blue states, because those states have lost their main source
    of revenue; that being taxation of industry. Smart money has been relocating
    to Republican states.
    The U.S is not attracting good immigrants, only the poor uneducated people
    with nothing to offer.

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    • Anonymous June 24, 2022

      No, the inflation is coming from an outsized demand beyond what supply can meet (economics 101) – Once again a republican is proving that the lack of education does not stop the wagging of the tongue about areas that they have no idea about.

      Blue states have lost their main source of revenue???? dude – most of the blue-states federal taxes are funneled over to prop up the decaying red states (read all about it in Mississippi’s own government website) –

      What industries exactly did they lose?? most blue states rely on a mixture of high tech industries and tourism – in fact the inflation is a combination of the Ukraine/Russian war – the Pandemic (both disrupted supply) and the continued success of the American economy – this led to an increase in demand that out-weighed supply – you dumb a** —- can we trade you for an immigrant

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    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      “social benefits” “freebies” “taxation of industry” “Smart”
      Anything in this list is associated with the U.S.

  16. Anonymous June 24, 2022

    I live in Austin – it is a blue dot like Houston and San Antonio and Dallas proper – these are the places that attract industry – not your sh it hole other areas of Texas — in fact several companies have to weigh the thought of moving to Texas because it is a harder place to attract talent (educated people) — in my own industry I work in – we do high level analysis for corporations looking to move or establish a branch – one of the most striking things about Red States – is their utter lack of educated talent – in these places they seek to look outside the country to bring foreign talent in. This gives them the low tax of the red-state, and the ability to select talent beyond the inbredded pool of genetics that the red-states produce

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    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      Prosperity and education would spread ideals like freedom of the individual and tolerance. That’s why the GOP tries hard to keep people poor.

  17. Anonymous June 25, 2022

    Enjoy your limpwristed glitter beard fests.

  18. Dr bootypeg June 27, 2022

    Gay

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  19. Anonymous June 29, 2022

    Rightard trigger beards. Easy.

    • Hahahahaha……
      Muricans…..
      Either it’s guns guns guns or it’s forceful LGBQRT.
      In Europe we have a different point of view: as long as you do not force your own opinion on others, you are welcome to dress and love anyhow you want.
      Let people be people and enjoy themselves.

      Oh yes…. And private gun ownership outside of trained registered educated wild hunters is forbidden here…. Surprise surprise…. People getting shot is hardly a topic here

    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      Because you can go to prison for a Facebook post 🤣.

    • Anonymous June 30, 2022

      “private gun ownership outside of trained registered educated wild hunters is forbidden here”
      Not everywhere. In many European countries you can get a licence after a background check and a certified training. Yet not many people have guns. There is no use other than sports or hunting.
      “Because you can go to prison for a Facebook post”
      For good reasons, yes. Free speech doesn’t mean you have the right to insult, defame or threaten other people. Free speech comes with responsibilities like most freedoms.
      Anyways, usually you get fined. You have to “crime” hard to get a prison sentence in Europe. The European countries are not police states like the U.S.

  20. Anonymous June 30, 2022

    Police States in the US 🤣. Where you can open carry your gun and tell cops to F off and just keep walking. There are no illegal words in the US. You can say whatever you like. People will be mad maybe but no legal action can be taken. Europe has no free speech. And we all watched in horror what they did to people during the lock downs. Our company has hours of footage. Europe is gone, you just don’t know it yet. Better start learning about moohammad.. and your new masters. You’ll wish for a police state when all the raping starts. Oh wait.. it already has 🤣😂

  21. Anonymous July 1, 2022

    America has been over taken by the dumb – they were a patterned t shirt to reflect the American flash and then piss on the constitution – yes there are “originalists” interpreting a constitution that was explicitly designed to be updated – read your history and stop listening to lunatics on the right

    • Anonymous July 1, 2022

      And here’s what else I think about a country I don’t live in, have never been to and honestly know very little about… Bla Bla Bla.. 🤣😂 and you call Americans dumb. Do you own a mirror? Cause inside it is your problem. Now, lets hear about YOUR country for once.

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