Dog and cat owners are well known for dressing their pets in stupid costumes. However, lizard owners are now stepping up their game and putting their bearded dragons into shark costumes, captain uniforms, and wedding dresses. Scroll down to see some of the finest examples we could find!
cuties!
Most look like pics of one and the same animal. It’s owner probably doesn’t get out much, never had s*x, or had it a very long time ago, and certainly won’t get any in the future…..
Headline “Know What’s Gaining Popularity? Lizard Costumes.” Really? Are we sure it’s not just one person with one lizard and a bunch of ridiculous costumes….cuz it sure looks like the same lizard is in 98% of the photos.
The title might be ironic.
But one needs the neccessary cerebral capacitiy to get that.
Yea, Lizards!
I wanna see the people who dress up Lizards also do snake costumes. Then when the snake gets pissed off by the the constant wardrobe changes it can bite the owner. Then they can die cos the stupid bastards haven’t got a life anyway.
There you go. I said it. What everyone is thinking.
How do you know? All lizards look the same. And it is a well-known fact that the sentence: ” I have a lizard.” really scores whit the opposite sex.
only an absolute psychopath would think up something that idiotic and deranged, you grade-A freakazoid.