I’m with Rattus. A carefully sliced tire as you run by, or a can of contrasting paint on the hood bring a degree of satisfaction. @Rattus, I have a spike that lets air out fast and leaves a small almost undetectable hole. Lemme know if you need it.
I’ve actually moved beyond the let’s-slash-tires portion of my life. I am now considering packing a jar of peanut butter to smear across the driver’s side windshields of those who park across two spots.
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Tire slasher up there has a point.
@Rattus
You were probably fun when you were younger just a feeling
I’m fun now.
Are you a Fun Guy?
I know, I’ll just leave.
I’m with Rattus. A carefully sliced tire as you run by, or a can of contrasting paint on the hood bring a degree of satisfaction. @Rattus, I have a spike that lets air out fast and leaves a small almost undetectable hole. Lemme know if you need it.
I’ve actually moved beyond the let’s-slash-tires portion of my life. I am now considering packing a jar of peanut butter to smear across the driver’s side windshields of those who park across two spots.
Rattus
Lol I’ll wager you don’t do that
@Rolf, I did say that I was considering packing PB. Very clever of you to deduce from that that I don’t currently do it.
We’d just take out the valve stem and toss it.
@Rattus mix it with molasses. Sticks a lot more better.
Try blasting expanding foam up the exhaust…..