The #FlowerBeard Instagram Trend

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Flowers are blooming all over the Instagram with the #FlowerBeard trend. Scroll down for some of the finest examples and let us know in the comments how dumb do you think it is (on a scale from 1 to 10).

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

Flower beard trend.

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  1. Anonymous June 5, 2022

    Awww.. what pretty Trans Canadians

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    • Lamar the Flamar June 5, 2022

      Everything’s bigger in Texas, especially the neckbeards

    • Anonymous June 6, 2022

      Sounds like envy. American display such proud about their 3rd world country when in reality they are mostly envies about the freedom, safety, education, diversity and comfort people experience in real 1st world countries. Sad.

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    • Anonymous June 6, 2022

      Snowflake is triggered.

    • Anonymous June 7, 2022

      Flowers in beards are a danger to rightard snowflake society.

    • Anonymous June 8, 2022

      Conservatives are like vermin. Infecting the state with disease. You have to smoke that pest out. Like parasites they are few in numbers in a larger body but they make a society sick.

  2. John, not Jonathon, Jon, Johnny, just John June 5, 2022

    A big fat zero for this hideous display.
    Enough to make a real man barf.

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    • Lamar the Flamar June 5, 2022

      THAT’S MY FETISH!

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    • Anonymous June 6, 2022

      If that little makes you barf, you’re not a real man. Some puny flowers don’t emasculate a real man. Real men can wear them without fear. Only wimps can’t

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    • Middle Man June 6, 2022

      True.

    • Manly Man June 6, 2022

      Real men aren’t afraid of flowers.

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  3. Anonymous June 6, 2022

    : when in reality they are mostly envies about the freedom, safety, education, diversity and comfort people experience in real 1st world countries

    What a joke. And what exactly is a 1st world country to you? Canada? France? England? Cuba?

    Oh, and it’s “envious”.

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    • Anonymous June 6, 2022

      Oh, no, a typo! You got me. Yes, I’m in a 1st world country. That’s true. Cuba is 2nd world, by the way. But what knowledge could I expect from you? Foolish.

  4. Anonymous June 6, 2022

    Into the WOODCHIPPER! Each and every one of them.

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    • Anonymous June 6, 2022

      Incitement to murder. Let’s hope you have a good lawyer.

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  5. Anonymous June 6, 2022

    I hope they aren’t afraid of bees.

    • Anonymous June 7, 2022

      Only antivaxxers fear bees. You know… needles sting too.

  6. That was fun. Thanks for the post! June 7, 2022

    🧸D.

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  7. These dudes look handsome and healthy, and flowers are pretty things. Great!

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  8. FeminineWife June 10, 2022

    that’s what the lack of a masculine father figure creates, soyboys. Yuck

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    • Anonymous June 13, 2022

      If I were your Dad you’d get some with the belt for that BS.

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  9. Homo Sapiens June 11, 2022

    This is so gay I turned straight.

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    • Anonymous June 13, 2022

      So you are gay deep down. Like most homophobes. Normal men just shrug it off.

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  10. I think the flowers are beautiful

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