Just Think About It For a Moment

If oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil, are plastic dinosaurs made from real dinosaurs?

17 thoughts on “Just Think About It For a Moment”

  1. Oil formed from the remains of marine plants and animals that lived millions of years ago, even before the dinosaurs.

  2. This is correct. No dinosaur was harmed in the making of this oil.

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  3. There were also unterwater dinos.

  4. No, that’s inccorrect.
    You probably are talking about aquatic reptiles like Mosasaurus, Pliosaurus and Plesiosaurus for example. Those were no dinosaurs. These were reptiles, like snakes and varans.
    Dinosaurs are no classic reptiles, they belong to the archosaurs. They belong in the same family like crocodiles and their descendants the birds. The last two kinds of archosaurs. Birds are basicly avian dinosaurs. The last branch of dinosaurs that survived.
    To this day there is no known fully aquatic dinosaur. Spinosaurus was quite adapted to rivers and marches, but still a land animal.
    Pterosaurs are also no dinosaurs but another kind of reptile, but also archosaurs. It is discussed if their were able to produce their own body heat. It seems several reptile families were able to develop it. Those aquatic ones above may have been able too due to marine environment.
    For more information consult a good book. ;-)

  5. Yawn

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  6. God made all of the oil and continues to do so.

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  7. Very broadly, dinosaurs turned into coal, and plants turned into oil. So sadly, no.

  8. There is no god. Just oil.

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  9. Also wrong. Coal is made of plant material on land. Oil is made of microscopic marine animal and plant life.

  10. THE good book?

  11. @Truthgiver
    I saw on a Quincy episode were they recovered a dead person from a body bag after years had passed and they turned to oil. So even humans can be oil. Jack Klugman doesn’t lie.

  12. @Truthgiver
    Are there only 2 sexes male and female?

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  13. Coal is clearly very masculine and therefore made from (dead) male dinosaurs. Oil, especially baby oil of the sort favoured by the Chippendales, Dreamboys and other such artistes, is very girly and is mined from parts of the ocean where only female fishy dinosaurs lived. This was all very carefully explained in an old episode of Starsky and Hutch.

  14. Hm, no.

  15. @Credibility Checker
    No. Check nature. There are more. Many animals are both for example.

  16. if many animals are “both” sexes, you’re still saying there are two, nó?

  17. He said “example”. Two count as an example. It doesn’t rule out more, or none.

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