CV: How To Properly Apply For a Job Online

Applying for a job online is actually easy and simple. It just takes two steps. There’s a little catch, though. The second step is totally pointless and annoying waste of your time.

Applying for a job online is actually easy and simple. It just takes two steps. There's a little catch, though. The second step is totally pointless and annoying waste of your time.

6 thoughts on “CV: How To Properly Apply For a Job Online”

  1. Why doesn´t he send his papers on paper literally?

    And why didn´t he call the company first to talk to someone from their HR?

    And does the company really want to rely on someone who already complains before he even got the job?

    And why is my job so good that I can write this while working?

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  2. That’s why resume and résumé are spelled the same.

  3. Most resume are full of creative thought(Bullshit). People
    will lie about near anything to impress the poor bored village
    idiot who has to evaluate each candidate applying for the job.

  4. Yes, I remember your’s, Big Bear.

  5. Step 3: Realize applying for welfare is less work, and pays better.

  6. Given the state of creativity and quality control at EatLiver WithFavaBeans LLC, the first step is a totally pointless and annoying waste of everyone’s time as well.

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