How COVID-19 Works According To Conspiracy Theorists

Some people actually believe this. Can you imagine that?

21 thoughts on “How COVID-19 Works According To Conspiracy Theorists”

  1. Incomplete. Nothing in here about Flat Earth.

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  2. Yes

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  3. And nothing in here about their flat brains.

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  4. Where is Iluminati?

  5. Covid 19 is just a hoax. Okay so over 200K people have died and 3 million have been infected but it’s just a hoax so stop worrying. Anyway Trump will have it all fixed before Easter.

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  6. In all fairness to Trumpy he never said which Easter. Also you have to take into account its not his fault. Those nasty Chinese created the virus in a lab! It doesn’t matter that scientists, the US, UK and other Intelligent agencies have said this isn’t true. Trumpy is always right despite the evidence.

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  7. And it was Obama’s fault that two thousand ventilators (20% of the total) in the “empty” national stock pile did not function properly because their maintenance contract ran out in the summer of 2019.

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  8. Orange Man Bad. Haha. Do you ever have any of your own thoughts or does the bad Orange Man live in your heads 24/7? It would be sad if it wasn’t so hilarious to watch. Almost 4 years and it still never gets old.

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  9. Don’t you have to put the bat in a Chinese lab? (And also a Chinese restaurant. Don’t skimp; go for both.)
    Then show Bill Gates developing a mind control vaKKKsine (together with George Soros; why not).
    Surround it all with a crayon circle labeled “DEM HOAX AND/OR MARK OF THE BEAST”. Place it on a wall surrounded by newspaper clippings, and use thumbtacks to connect random things with red yarn.
    Why do I have to do all the work?

  10. @ Dlanod. Of course silly me I forgot that a President needs to manage every single contract for every single part of the government. Oh hang on, doesn’t he had several departments who have this responsibility?

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  11. Right, Trump was talking Easter 2060.

  12. #DIanod – Right. Nothing is ever Trumps fault. Republican logic is so simple now.

    Rule #1 Trump can do no wrong.
    Rule #2 When Trump is wrong, see rule #1 and find someone else to blame.

    Note – Just because your party has been taken over by a fool, doesn’t mean you have to follow his rules.

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  13. I know. SOOOOO much different than the “Black man bad” syndrome we had for 8 years.
    Do you remember all the stupid stuff they used to complain about with Obama? “Oh my gosh, he bowed down to show respect to a Chinese leader!” Now Trump is buddies with communist dictators and says the free press is the enemy of the people. Good times. I wonder why people complain.

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  14. @DIanod – If you find the details on the ventilators, the small companies we made contracts with were purchase by big companies, and they changed the contracts. It happened twice.

  15. @WisePenny You forgot to mention that he plans to be president till then. All elections will be cancled due to corona.

  16. My mother always said: “99% of humanity are loopy.”
    She was right. And still is.

  17. G5 is people.

  18. Much of the critique is not about Trump being republican, but of him being dumb as a rock.

  19. @anon, Can you please provide the keywords to find those documents?

  20. “Vyaire was responsible for maintaining some of the ventilators in the federal stockpile until that contract ran out in late August. The company protested when a broader contract to keep the stockpile up-to-date was granted to Agiliti instead. The dispute was not resolved until January, when Agiliti again prevailed.”

  21. Eric there is little point in having a village idiot if you don’t laugh at them. Instead of complaining you should be joining us in thanking the Americans for sharing their idiot with the whole world.

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