How COVID-19 Works According To Conspiracy Theorists

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Some people actually believe this. Can you imagine that?

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  1. Sour Grapes May 3, 2020

    Incomplete. Nothing in here about Flat Earth.

  2. Ancient Astronaut Theorist May 3, 2020

    Yes

  3. Anonymous May 3, 2020

    And nothing in here about their flat brains.

  4. Anonymous May 3, 2020

    Where is Iluminati?

  5. Covid 19 is just a hoax. Okay so over 200K people have died and 3 million have been infected but it’s just a hoax so stop worrying. Anyway Trump will have it all fixed before Easter.

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    • Eric the half bee May 4, 2020

      In all fairness to Trumpy he never said which Easter. Also you have to take into account its not his fault. Those nasty Chinese created the virus in a lab! It doesn’t matter that scientists, the US, UK and other Intelligent agencies have said this isn’t true. Trumpy is always right despite the evidence.

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    • And it was Obama’s fault that two thousand ventilators (20% of the total) in the “empty” national stock pile did not function properly because their maintenance contract ran out in the summer of 2019.

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    • @ Dlanod. Of course silly me I forgot that a President needs to manage every single contract for every single part of the government. Oh hang on, doesn’t he had several departments who have this responsibility?

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    • WisePenny May 4, 2020

      Right, Trump was talking Easter 2060.

    • Anonymous May 4, 2020

      #DIanod – Right. Nothing is ever Trumps fault. Republican logic is so simple now.

      Rule #1 Trump can do no wrong.
      Rule #2 When Trump is wrong, see rule #1 and find someone else to blame.

      Note – Just because your party has been taken over by a fool, doesn’t mean you have to follow his rules.

    • Anonymous May 4, 2020

      @DIanod – If you find the details on the ventilators, the small companies we made contracts with were purchase by big companies, and they changed the contracts. It happened twice.

    • @WisePenny You forgot to mention that he plans to be president till then. All elections will be cancled due to corona.

    • @anon, Can you please provide the keywords to find those documents?

    • Anonymous May 4, 2020

      “Vyaire was responsible for maintaining some of the ventilators in the federal stockpile until that contract ran out in late August. The company protested when a broader contract to keep the stockpile up-to-date was granted to Agiliti instead. The dispute was not resolved until January, when Agiliti again prevailed.”

  6. Orange Man Bad. Haha. Do you ever have any of your own thoughts or does the bad Orange Man live in your heads 24/7? It would be sad if it wasn’t so hilarious to watch. Almost 4 years and it still never gets old.

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    • Anonymous May 4, 2020

      I know. SOOOOO much different than the “Black man bad” syndrome we had for 8 years.
      Do you remember all the stupid stuff they used to complain about with Obama? “Oh my gosh, he bowed down to show respect to a Chinese leader!” Now Trump is buddies with communist dictators and says the free press is the enemy of the people. Good times. I wonder why people complain.

    • My mother always said: “99% of humanity are loopy.”
      She was right. And still is.

    • Anonymous May 4, 2020

      Much of the critique is not about Trump being republican, but of him being dumb as a rock.

    • Eric there is little point in having a village idiot if you don’t laugh at them. Instead of complaining you should be joining us in thanking the Americans for sharing their idiot with the whole world.

  7. Don’t you have to put the bat in a Chinese lab? (And also a Chinese restaurant. Don’t skimp; go for both.)
    Then show Bill Gates developing a mind control vaKKKsine (together with George Soros; why not).
    Surround it all with a crayon circle labeled “DEM HOAX AND/OR MARK OF THE BEAST”. Place it on a wall surrounded by newspaper clippings, and use thumbtacks to connect random things with red yarn.
    Why do I have to do all the work?

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