Comb Over: A Horrible Haircut That Shouldn’t Exist

One of those things that should never have existed but still does is the comb over hairstyle. This haircut is all about covering up bald areas, but instead of succeeding, it only gives people the appearance that they are wearing a dead animal on their head. It appears as though someone played “connect the dots” with a few hair strands all over their scalp. The ultimate result is a hairstyle that is simultaneously sad and funny. It’s difficult to avoid doing a double take whenever someone goes by with a comb over and wondering if their hair has a will of its own. But hey, at least it serves as a helpful reminder to accept being bald and let your head shine like a diamond.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

Com over haircut just shouldn't exist.

18 thoughts on “Comb Over: A Horrible Haircut That Shouldn’t Exist”

  1. The comb over should be renamed “The Trump over.”
    With his name now in posterity maybe the old prick will
    just go away.

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  2. Do these men not own mirrors? Very sad. Should we take up a collection? Start a Gofundme?

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  3. As someone who is losing his hair, this post is depressing.

    So when it gets bad, do I just shave it all? Bald with fuzz on the side doesn’t look good either.

  4. If this was the late 60/s to early 70/s the comb over was referred as “Premature
    Kojakulation”.
    Not many of you whippersnappers will know what this meant.

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  5. I actually think yes shave the remaining hair down to 2mm is the best solution. As a woman I find that way more attractive in a man than any other way of dealing with baldness.

  6. I think she’s right. Look at all the action stars and other men considered attractive. None of them has a comb over. My guess is the short cut is more attractive to women because it looks groomed and more conficent. I mean, Jason Statham (no idea if he is attractive to women) for example, can punch people as much as he likes but he can’t do nothing against his receding hair line.

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  7. One of my kids said my comb over looked like I had a hair lid. It’s a buzz cut now.

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  8. The Comb Over takes bravery, skill and determination. I admire men who walk out in public with this kind of hair.

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  9. Never trust a man who parts his hair UNDER his ear…

  10. I was getting bald in my late 20s. Too much testosteron I guess. After considering the alternatives, I decided to go full Kojak and shave it all off. No rugs, no plugs, no drugs.
    30 years later I’m happy I made the right decision. These pictures sure makes it clear what would have been the worst choice of all. They just look ridiculous.

  11. Hey you, over there
    What’s it like to have no hair
    Is it hot or is it cold
    What’s it like to …
    BE BALD?

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  12. And not one picture of Trump. Curious.

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  13. Look again…

  14. I didn’t recognise him with his mouth closed.

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  15. Love it! Mouth closed,,,
    Funniest thing I’ve heard all day!

  16. Liberal tears

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  17. just get rid of it all when the time comes

  18. Ball cap!! That or a tatoo if a abandoned lawnmower on the bald spot…

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