New Trending Summer Fun: A Pink Coffin Floatie With Lid

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Have you ever asked yourself, “Man, the beach is awesome, but what if it had more death?” If yes, then oh boy, we have a treat for you! This is the pink coffin floatie (complete with lid) created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton. Apparently following an overwhelming interest on Instagram, they decided to create a Kickstarter campaign and launched a Pom Pom Floats brand site. It perfectly encapsulates my two biggest fears of being drowning and buried alive. So much fun, right?

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  1. Mr. Truffles July 18, 2018

    Not enough pictures of the female model :P

    • Careful in your assumptions July 18, 2018

      He’s transitioning. The second round of surgery isn’t completed yet, hence the long shot.

  2. I thought the idea of burial at sea was to be returned to the bosom of the sea not to float in perpetuity on the face of the ocean. However, as your body rots it does so in pinkish style. Haw!

  3. connie lingus July 19, 2018

    I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those.

  4. Malaysia 370 July 19, 2018

    Wanna join the mile dead club?

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