Birds With Arms



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  1. AT-AT Dog May 25, 2014

    Uhhhhhh, the one on the train is actually a man with a bird’s head

    • Dammit, nothing gets past you!

    • That man-bird breaks the whole concept.
      Remove him at once!

    • Anonymous May 29, 2014

      Thanks, Tips.

    • Anonymous June 5, 2014

      Yeah thanks for that, I’m sure nobody else had clue. -.-

    • Anonymous June 5, 2014

      Making fun of ABRAXAS archetype…. Gnostic and Hermetic Traditions…. Nous Logos Phronesis Sophia Dynamis . SMH at this….

    • Anonymous June 5, 2014

      The title is ‘Birds With Human Arms.’ Nothing about the train photo definitively demonstrates that the subject of the photo is actually a human being with a bird’s head as opposed to a bird with human limbs. We may make presumptions, and many of those presumptions may even be reasonable, but in my view the photo does not violate the spirit of the enterprise, and the photo should stay.
      Also, it is ironic that a flightless bird must resort to mass transportation in order to get from A to B.

    • Anonymous June 6, 2014

      I would not be so sure, unless you know him… and even then..

  2. First Bird May 25, 2014


    • Hero!

    • Anonymous June 8, 2015

      No?… wait… lemme see… one negative… check. two negatives… yes? I MEAN NO! … (I’m Maximally entertained)

  3. IsItJustMe? May 25, 2014

    The first one should’ve been done with a crow(e)

  4. Doctor Evil May 25, 2014

    Who have done a photos of my human-bird army?!!

  5. Distropia May 25, 2014

    Ah, the lovely pelican… his beak can hold more than his belly-can.

    • I had pelican soup once, it was very tasty but the bill was enormous :)

    • Anonymous June 5, 2014

      He holds in his beak enough food for a week, and I’m damned if I know how the hell he can.

    • And now his tote can too!

  6. Queen Boadicea May 25, 2014


  7. Fake!!! The third one is obviously photoshopped. I can’t believe people fall for this stuff.

  8. Wtf!? Birds are not supposed to have tattoos.


  10. Anonymous June 1, 2014

    Thanks, Monsanto!

  11. A bird with hands is worth two in the nush.

  12. Anonymous June 1, 2014

    My cat’s breath smells like cat food

  13. WancifulFoo June 2, 2014


  14. Scotticus June 3, 2014

    Hur hur… Ned Stork says winter is coming.

  15. Some of that photo shopping looks like it was done on the cheap.

  16. Who is the one responsible for creating these? I would like to thank him/her personally.

  17. Many (but not all) of these were created on the Something Awful comedy website. They do a lot of Photoshop threads in the forums there and I remember this one vividly.

  18. Anonymous June 4, 2014

    These are too funny!!

  19. I would have shared with my friends and family but the pic with the vulgar hand sign (flipping the BIRD) stopped me. I liked most the others, though.

    • Anonymous June 4, 2014

      I fely the same way! I thought my kids would think they are funny, but I don’t want them to see that… :-/

    • I find it interesting that you are OK with the guns and swords but giving the finger is crossing over the line. Hmmm

  20. …brilliant :D

  21. 2nd most entertaining thing I’ve looked at on the Internet all day!

  22. Anonymous June 4, 2014

    Photo shopped…really?

  23. Reminds me of a guy I used to know . I never liked him . Something about him.
    But hey, that’s just me!

  24. June 5, 2014

    JW The one with all the little chicks, isn’t that a momma bird so why does she have such manly arms? Maybe steroids in her hen scratch?

  25. overgroove June 5, 2014

    These pitchuhs ahh quite offensive and wot-not. Oi doubt there’s any could say that they’re ‘armless.

  26. I cant believe I read all of these comments. This is an odd way to spend my Thursday night…but I enjoyed the pics and comments.

  27. OMG I think about this all the time.

  28. Anonymous June 6, 2014

    Welp, thats enough internet for today. *closes laptop*

  29. These are so funny that couldn’t stop laughing. The amazing matching of personality types with the arms is amazing. And I can’t understand the nasty people who just want to put people with wit and humour down, and it smacks of jealousy.

  30. Anonymous June 7, 2014

    Why can’t these go on forever

  31. I thought these were brilliant. I can’t believe the negative comments! I think they should go pluck themselves!

  32. This was the best way I have ever spent my Saturday night.

  33. Dont’t put these guys in the service.

  34. captain adventurepants June 10, 2014

    If humans with wings are angels, doesn’t that mean that these are bird angels? Or do bird angels have two sets of wings?

  35. Miss Nomer June 28, 2014

    I loved the black bird with the guitar. I know what he was singing: “Blackbird singin in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly…”

  36. I’m going to freak out finding a shaving parrot throwing crackers back at me! “These crackers are stale, woman! You can have them back!”

  37. Dis is absolutely frekyng!

  38. Joe Chapman from The Neon Violets August 16, 2014

    I’d like to completely over think this, not find it funny and find some totally insignificant nit picking point about one of the photos to wind everyone up with. Who’s up for it?

  39. I was prepared to believe these were not photoshopped until the pelican carrying a bag. You went too far: everyone knows pelicans carry things in their beaks. You have just made yourself look ridiculous.

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