The Batman Origin Story Kinda Doesn’t Make Any Sense

What better way to save Gotham than dressing like a bat and beating up random criminals? Makes perfect sense, right? How else could Bruce Wayne use his immense wealth?

What better way to save Gotham than dressing like a bat and beating up random criminals? Makes perfect sense, right? How else could Bruce Wayne use his immense wealth?

9 thoughts on “The Batman Origin Story Kinda Doesn’t Make Any Sense”

  1. Cop, Judge and executioner. in US a common theme in violent movies. eeerrr self-defense movies.

  2. The Republican solution for small government. Anarchy.

  3. I think the Harley Quinn show summed it up perfectly:

    Harley Quinn: If you truly wanted to help Gotham, why not start with affordable housing?

    Bruce: People pay for housing?

  4. If he did the simple thing, that would make for a really boring movie.

    Maybe it would work for a hallmark movie in December though. Rich guy helps the poor, makes a perfect match….

  5. Dressing like a bat makes as much, or more sense, than many legitimate government programs. Like a cool million to study whether cheerleaders were more attractive alone or in a squad. When clearly they are most attractive in the back seat.

  6. And that’s why you are the problem.

  7. Your use of the ‘Bill Cosby Method” is illegal.

  8. they said backseat, not the trunk

  9. Hahaha, you are funny… not.

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