Brilliant Cross Stitches That Are Actually Funny

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When you hear about cross stitches, you usually think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma’s house. There’s nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these hilariously brilliant examples.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

Hilarious cross stitch your grandma wouldn't like.

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  1. What a waste of talent and time..

  2. Only this first one is related to cross stitching. The rest are old one-liners. I remember the time they were just text. Then people started making posters and taking photos of them. And now this… The next step will probably be 10:02-long videos on Youtube. Is humanity devolving into a stupid and unoriginal waste of time and resources?

    • I know right? they should do something more productive, like stitching Nike sneakers somewhere in Bangladesh. What a waste of talent and cheap labour.

    • Calm your tit . . .

    • @lukus: My tit is calm, he is singing happily.

    • “Stupid and unoriginal waste of time.” You mean, like this post?

    • Cross Bitcher February 28, 2019

      Yes because your average cross stitch of a Bible quote is sooooooo original.

  3. Why negative comments? Dumb humor? Clever humor? Whatever. If it makes someone smile, what’s the harm? We ALL have had our moments of doing inane things or wasting time, yet the world still turns.

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